Matthew Greyson

Yes. I did. And I dated a cheerleader. Judge me. teapawt.net/reluctantfreak/status/…

Hey @ObscureEmulator, how come no one threw a party when you and Anna got married?

You’re not funny.

You got me.

I think the color is called...brown

Did you just call me blonde?

You killed me!

Shut up, Will. You’re not funny.

It’s fine. I didn’t want to hang anyway. I’ll just go fix my hero hair.

[Obnoxiously wraps his arms around her and kissss the side of her head]

Nah. You’re too good for them.

Come on, Lainey! ...I heard there’s a wedding coming soon we can crash.

I’ll get naked?

You’re cute?

Sorry sorry. You were a lady.

She was a tramp.

OKAY. So. Tomorrow is Wednesday. Tomorrow is half way to the day of the Lord.

I can’t give you the sex all the time Lainey. I get tired. I need to give it a break before you break it.

Don’t mind her. She hasn’t been naked today.

I’m so lucky.