@EsotericMinion

Banana 🍌 I follow back if you are 🐸

Joined July 2022
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Imagine a parallel universe where plastics secrete xenoandrogens and everyone is jacked and lean
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Cimmerian Pervert
@cimmerian_vOct 2
Sitting at a restaurant next to a table of middle aged women complaining loudly about Cornell. A party bus arrives and 10 men and one woman come out. Looks to be a corporate thing. Wife blurts out, “what in the gangbang is this?” Middle aged women get mad, and I am laughing.
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Abyssal Argonaut@divinetrickrOct 1
status obsessed strivers in the the west obsessed with diagnosing every group that isn’t their own as “downwardly mobile” as if that doesn’t apply to the whole civilization, congrats on the 3% raise at your urban laptop job though you’re really a true elite
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Hugh Retard
@HughRetardOct 2
Replying to @AFpost
“Got any more ket?”
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Bluesky Libs
@BlueskyLibsOct 2
Make her suffer everything the men are.
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This was the clown that was supposed to have had the primary "stolen from him" by Vivek? Dude is a fucking retard I'm glad the Indian won
Casey Putsch
@CaseyPutschOct 1
Has anyone noticed there are virtually ZERO people that have the courage to use their real name here? Why?
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no more tendies in LA@nomoretendiesOct 2
In blue states, they have a break glass “full libtard mode” for when the Instagram chatter is just too intense and they send in the fattest black woman available to slow roast your sorry azz like a pork shoulder
NBC News
@NBCNewsOct 2
BREAKING: New York governor replaces DA looking into rape allegation at Cornell, appointing AG Letitia James as scrutiny over the case’s handling mounts. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/hoc…

Governor replaces DA with New York AG Letitia James as special prosecutor in Cornell case

Jane Doe, who has said she was raped and plied with drugs at a Cornell fraternity house in 2024, “deserves to know that every fact will be examined and justice pursued,” Gov. Kathy Hochul said.

nbcnews.com
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Lefrizee 🇺🇸@lefrizeeOct 2
My dad’s health might be taking a turn to the worse again please pray
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Gary
@plzbepatientOct 2
Assuming the redhead girl that’s been floated as Jane Doe isn’t actually her, the reason they didn’t release her identity is because she’s a total smoke show and every woman would immediately turn against her
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Fox Fire@RutRemyOct 1
Social media is the body cam of feminism.
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🚨 BREAKING: Adult content creator Bonnie Blue files lawsuit against 1057 men for gangraping her in January 2025 while others filmed the acts.
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mclovin
@PaulMcloOct 1
Women are legally classified as a third category between child and adult but we just pretend not to notice as a society
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Hugh Retard
@HughRetardOct 1
>Foreigner beats and bullies white boy in Los Angeles school >White boy jumps to his death right after the fight >Police find “no wrongdoing” likely because the foreigner is illegal We’re way past fixing this peacefully, it seems.
Newslive 24x7 🅧︎@kanpurtakOct 1
🚨🇺🇸 #LosAngeles: A student at Benjamin Franklin High School in Highland Park, Los Angeles, committed suicide by jumping from the 4th floor. The reason cited for the suicide is an altercation in class during which the student slapped another student. #HighlandPark
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Kaguya’s Top Gal
@hayasaka_aryanOct 1
Nike going out of business cause Trump stopped giving free money to black people is the funniest thing he has done
The Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetterOct 1
BREAKING: Nike stock, $NKE, crashes another -6% to its lowest level since September 2013 after posting weaker than expected earnings. The stock is now down -82% from its record high, erasing -$230 billion in market cap.
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Insider Wire
@InsiderWireOct 1
#BREAKING: JD Vance says the H-1B visa program “should be eliminated.”
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Consent culture has gone insane holy shit, congrats gentlemen if you give a girl the ick during the act she can revoke consent and now you’re a rapist! Getting with escorts is more dignified at this point.
celia
@_celia_bedelia_Sep 30
The best thing to ask these rape apologists is if they believe consent can be revoked at any time.
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The rape issue could be solved overnight. Change the laws to where if a woman enters a man's residence, she's fair game. That's the consent. Only people with high IQs will understand why this would work
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I do the same thing but with ethnic-sounding names
lxxndria@lxxndriaSep 30
I work at a large finance firm and hire interns/new grads. If a man applies and I see he was part of a frat. Resume is going straight into the shredder.
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LMFAO @MuchGreenGrass
Taryn ❤️‍🔥@tarynxofficialSep 30
I really wanna have a conversation about bereavement policies and how they show the difference between white and black family dynamics. Because why do I get 3 days to grieve parents, grandparents, and siblings but only 1 day for aunts, uncles, and cousins???
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Sorry I did just follow you bro that post made me laugh like a maniac
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