Esther Nevarez

Someone be Britney two knives for Halloween

Nelson Mandela’s granddaughter died, or did she? Only time will tell…

I miss the bird already. It was ‘60’s and cute. This X looks like nothing

I hate that every time I type damn, the beaver emoji pops up all excited that I’m talking about his work. I’m never talking about his work. Never 🦫

Some Republican legislators are trying to loosen child labor laws. Finally I agree with Republicans. I’ve been working since I was 14. And I trust kids more than adults at this point so bring on Gen Alpha. They should be able to vote too.

There’s no longer pee than peeing outside. Peeing outside is the longest pee you’ve ever had – at Los Angeles, CA

Everyone’s all excited for the first black little mermaid. Isn’t she also half Latin? – at Los Angeles, CA

This Friday, 7:30pm $5 @FlappersComedy Yoo Hoo Room! flapperscomedy.com/?pagename… – at Los Angeles, CA

Instagram down! Come back! It’s one of the only times I think about Twitter 😭 – at Farmington Hills, MI

Elon Musk literally tweeted “I have spaceships”. How about an algorithm where I don’t have to know that? – at Highland Park, MI

I love Gen Alpha but I’m so happy I don’t have a tiny human in my house calling me “bruh”. I wouldn’t talk to it. – at Los Angeles, CA

Millennials killed grammar because they use this as a period 😂 – at Los Angeles, CA

The best part about liberal cities is that my bf and I get to pee together. We were in the middle of a story bro – at Austin, TX