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Just some guy. I'm very wealthy. My wife is beautiful, but she's dying. He/Him.

Texas, USA
Joined May 2009
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I'm just gonna park this account here until this place improves. I'm on BlueSky if that matters. bsky.app/profile/ethancantlo… I'm tired of participating in the Elon Musk racism factory.
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Do y'all think the KHive knows they're cheering side by side with 4chan nazis over the Missouri primary results?
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Gabby Thomas. Hi, hey, hello.
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49 state sweep! (this'll cost us Colorado)
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The ECW tribute shows just keep getting worse.
I was gonna go down to the JD Vance rally at the weird wrestling venue in South Philly to see what kind of Pennsport hogs showed up but apparently it’s already over lol
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New: A credentialed NYC journalist was arrested this morning for filming a pro-Gaza action that targeted Brooklyn Museum leaders. He now faces felony hate crime charges – even as officials acknowledge he did not participate in the vandalism. apnews.com/article/gaza-nypd…
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Worrying the dogs with my loud sobbing
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two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy”
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What is it with this guy and animal corpses?
RFK Jr, in an effort to preempt a forthcoming New Yorker story, admits he’s the mysterious individual who dumped a bear cub’s carcass in Central Park in 2014—which he and Roseanne Barr present as a hilarious drunken commentary on bike lanes. nytimes.com/2014/10/08/nyreg…
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There is not a material difference between this and the last 40+ years of white supremacist propaganda. This isn’t even veiled. It’s just mass shooter styled “race war” ideology.
The owner of this platform weighs in on the unrest currently unfolding in the UK.
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This is incredibly stupid, but it's also one step closer to getting Vampiro on a political roundtable.
Yes, Milli Vanilli, definitely most famous for the scandal of “pretending to be German”
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One of the more humiliating things about being a right winger must be pretending people like Joe Rogan are funny. I know your brains are broken, but they still mostly function.
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We did it.
I didn't know who Carlos Yulo was last week, but my emotional wellbeing depends on him winning this gold.
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I didn't know who Carlos Yulo was last week, but my emotional wellbeing depends on him winning this gold.
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Incredibly normal people not making things worse by attacking a journalist for a headline he didn't write nor agrees with.
Replying to @BrianHolidae
That's not my headline. That word isn't in my story. My stories are syndicated worldwide, and customers are allowed to write their own headlines.
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no offense but teaching trump what bitcoin is feels like breathing weed into your dog's face. like come on what are you doing he doesn't like that
Trump: Maybe we’ll pay off our $35 trillion debt by handing them a little crypto check, handing them a bitcoin
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Showing sportsmanship to someone who compared you to a demonic monster is incredible restraint. I'd exhaust my encyclopedic knowledge of wrestling taunts.
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the prophecy
BREAKING: International Boxing Association to award Angela Carini, who abandoned her fight against Algeria’s Imane Khelif, prize money equivalent to an Olympic champion.
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Jade! 🇺🇸
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I'm owed an apology from people who ever took Matt Stoller seriously.
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