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Evan Fritz

@EvanFritz

Bank Analyst, Strategist, Podcast Enthusiast, Husband, and Corgi dad.

 Joice, Iowa
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Joined April 2009
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Dad Immediately Regrets Doing Something That Made Child Laugh As He Is Now Doomed To Keep Repeating It For All Eternity babylonbee.com/news/dad-thro…
Dad Immediately Regrets Doing Something That Made Child Laugh As He Is Now Doomed To Keep Repeating...

Dad Immediately Regrets Doing Something That Made Child Laugh As He Is Now Doomed To Keep Repeating...

LOUISVILLE, KY—Local father Bradley Chadwick threw his child into the air at the park yesterday, enjoying the smiles and laughter he caused with the simple activity. But he quickly regretted his...

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PC: If someone asks what's in the cart, what do you say? DM/NPC: Manticore heads! PC:... no, you're supposed to lie! What's in the cart? DM/NPC:...grapes then?
Wife: Evan is Body Armor good for you? Me: *frantically does the math on how much value adding chainmaile or a breastplate to her daily outfit choices would bring/protect her...* @CarlieMaeC: ...Evan I mean the sports drink !!
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Wife: how long is 46inches Me: idk like, almost 4 feet. Wife:..... Wife: so I found an alligator plushie for the nursery @CarlieMaeC
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Applications are open for summer 2021! #coolkids #strongiowa @ISUExtension
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Wife: I think the reason my stomach always hurts is because it's always too full or too empty, so I think I just need to start snacking all the time to maintain status-quo" Also her:
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I would pay a subscription service fee, every month, on all my social platforms, for the opportunity to "mute" any and all sports content (minus Cyclones #CyclonePower) - sorry sports friends...
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Even though I do bank marketing, a portion of my job is performing residential and commercial appraisals. I mean marketing is fun, but this also translates to "Part of my job is going into random homes and getting to meet their pets". Today, it was a surprise golden retriever.
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You can't tell me there isn't a wedding speech that didn't start with "For those that don't know me...", and end with "...in all seriousness...".
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Happy #FreyaFriday.
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What roads would any dare to tread... if the Dunedain were asleep? ARAGORN. #Tolkien #LOTR
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"Evan, I lack the mental fortitude to cut this pizza, please come to the kitchen and cut this so we can eat". ok Carlie. @CarlieMaeC
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This is my TED talk
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I'mma do it again today too!
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my dad sent me this and i am LOSING MY MIND
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Being a banker caught in the middle of the SBA loans/grants, lenders, and *eager business owners.
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The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
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Shopping for teacher clothes: "I can't believe I ever wore low waisted jeans; it's like trying to put a ham hock bone-first into a glass jar and expecting it to fit comfortably" #thingsmyteacherwifesays
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