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Orlando, FL
Joined August 2019
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So 2 inch murder hornets are big but my 2 inches is small? Alright
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Efton Chism remains on the Patriots roster.
Released S C.J. Gardner-Johnson.
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Just for the record, Efton Chism has never been on a practice squad. CJ Gardner-Johnson has been on a practice squad.
Bills S CJ Gardner-Johnson said he wasn't going to give any bulletin board material to the Patriots. Went on to say: “A (practice squad) guy made a helluva catch. Probably won’t happen to him again, respectfully. I say that with a lot of confidence because it’s like he didn’t put his confidence in his best player. … But they won the game, whatever. They ain’t do shit better than us. We gotta play better. And they can mark that. We’ll be back, see them again at the end of the year. So, they better have that same energy. They put up, what? 20-something points? They barely scored. They struggled all game.”
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How it feels having to defend Drake Maye every week
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The Patriots tank for Jeremiah Smith starts now
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Cam Skattebo in the hospital room trying to cheer up Jaxson Dart after his surgery
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Evan retweeted
5 years ago I took the Covid vaccine and now my Red Sox are on a 4 game losing streak. Thanks Dr. Fauci.
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“You look happier” thanks my baseball team fucks
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“I’m engaged!” “I’m pregnant!” “I just bought a house!” yeah well my baseball team just won 9 games in a row and our 1B is playing in the Home Run Derby tonight
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the oldest i wanna get is like maybe 32 and then after that i just shoot myself in the head
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Ok I’ll bite, what the heck is “the clit”
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plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off
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Evan retweeted
My head coach can't have a girl best friend?
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Punching a 6’10 man high on crack is just asking for an asswhooping
Khloe Kardashian recalls punching Lamar Odom after finding him smoking crack. Video: tmz.me/3T2OjMb
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Evan retweeted
who needs April Fools when my baseball team is already a joke
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Evan retweeted
“hey can we score some runs?” the entire red sox roster:
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I just spit espresso out my nose, respect
Paul Skenes turning around to see the ball heading towards Oneil Cruz
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I wonder what Roman finna do after this 😭 Prolly fck some bad hoes. Maybe do a money spread. Ooh he so tuff. He really run this team. Roman so tuff bruh 😭
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Having an NFL draft take so bad that you have to start posting like my aunt on Facebook is honestly kinda impressive
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