Heather Herrington

Orly thinks your sitting strategy is stellar.

@UberEats The original “latest arrival time” was 7:10. It’s 6:55, my food is not ready, and our new arrival is 8:05. This is the 2nd time in less than a month that our delivery time has been WRONG. If it can’t happen, just say so and I’ll microwave a fucking can of soup. FFS.

This is Orly. He’s going grey in his old age, but is still a brown puppy at heart and has sat like a weirdo his whole life.

Orly would also never eat out of the litter box. Ever.

When Orly’s siblings were still wee kittens, they invaded his crate. Oh, the injustice!

Pit bulls are couch ovals.

Why can’t pitties just use couches in a normal way?!

Orly has destroyed many toys and beds. Lately, though, he wants all of the snuggles.

Orly designed and constructed this dress from his bedding, and he’s working it. Happy birthday!

Orly has many Suspicious Chickens. I’m never allowed to get rid of another. The only time I threw one away, he sat by the garbage can, crying, for hours.