Andrew Malcolm

#ShelterInPlace has won. We’re now making forkies #ToyStory4

#shitmytoddlersays - “Can we get a new daddy? This one farts too much.”

What parent can stay awake until 10:55pm?!?

Shelter in place would be easier if houses in the Bay Area had more than 300 sq ft per person #ShelterInPlace

Happy #worldelephantday. We could learn a lot from how these animals work together and protect the herd. youtube.com/watch?v=nq7vAGGS…

You can invest your time #managing hard before you hire someone or you can #manage hard after you hire them. The former is an intense effort for a finite amount of time; the latter continues in perpetuity. I'm too lazy to have to manage hard forever :)

It will be so nice to be back "in the heart of Texas" where I spent the first few years after college!

🚨 @evernote is now in 2nd place in #Webby People’s Voice. Help us bring home the hardware so we can ship better stuff faster 🚨 VOTE VOTE VOTE: wbby.co/vote-mob27 #Webbys

When I was about 10 years old, my mom would drop me off at a municipal golf course where you could play as much as you wanted for $80 per year. #golf taught me a lot about managing emotions and constantly pushing to get better, bu…lnkd.in/gpdtHBX lnkd.in/g9wCnwM

Some marketing messages just resonate like: Dads don't take sick days, Dads take NyQuil. #workingdad getting through the day! lnkd.in/g256Zui

Pricing is one of the most powerful and least understood tools in business. Increasing price without changes to demand and cost structure is pure profit. To do that, you have to understand the difference between what someone SHOULD BE willing to pay and w…lnkd.in/gAS2jkp

#tgif ... but for a different reason. Spending 16 days chasing a 2 and 4-year old over the holidays will ensure you really love your job again. #workingdad lnkd.in/gtFFXCw

The 3 Ls of my #EverBetter challenge at Evernote: 1) Listening - spend <50% of my day speaking 2) Learning - add 1 new thought to my world each day 3) Leading - understand before seeking to be understood ... Ok, there should be a 4) Losing - some weight lnkd.in/gHCEeYG

#grit is what I spend most of my parenting time trying to instill in my kids: the willingness to keep trying at something until you conquer it; the ability to persist after being knocked down. But that's also what I search for in teammates because we're…lnkd.in/gyitrhH

My mother questioned how beer pong skills would ever help my career ... and now I know. I’m sure she’s very proud that this is what we did at work on Friday #uglysweater

Taking #uglysweaters up a notch at #Evernote ... it took 2 min for people to decide throwing ping pong balls at my face was more fun than trying to get them in the cup lnkd.in/gQV2SrY

I hope I have some of the wisdom that should come with looking that old

The baby gates are down! That feels like the greatest accomplishment of 2018.

Out of the lightness and into the dark! Templates and now Dark Mode - what do our users want next @evernote ?!?

Two kids bathed, hair washed, teeth brushed and asleep (alone) by 8pm. With deck done that means I get @lagunitasbeer IPA and recorded @NFL_MNF. #Irule #workingdad