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Every Company

@EveryCompany

Totally real twitter account owned by every company in the world,ever.

Joined November 2017
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@notch30 Nov 2017
Absolutely! teapawt.net/CrispinOwuor/status/93…
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Hahaha its ok to be black too
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@notch30 Nov 2017
It's ok to be white.
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Remeber @McDonalds Ice cream machine? This is it now. Feel old yet?
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*Universities in the US be like* Wanna go to college? Just kidding you're white
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People are complaining about repealing net neutrality. I need you to understand that people who own these companies need to buy new Penthouses for their trans children because their third birthday are coming up. Sorry if you disagree.
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