Born and bred in a tree that grows in Brooklyn.
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Joined November 2011
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When love is hard to understand it is a debatable theory, but when it's real it's a general demeanor.
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"It's too bad you're not a country western singer, 'cause 'I kissed Buckey at the Sackett' would be a great song name" - @EverydayFay – at Henrietta, NY
There's a restaurant called "lucky chicken"...the only way that chicken would be lucky is if it were a seafood joint.
I think the Nazis figured out the solution to the "how do you solve a problem like Maria" predicament
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"You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush...how Egyptian"
Dear Mr. Williams, you will be missed.
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I think human sized glue traps would be a good idea...for "unwanted house guests" @brennacammeron
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Every love is different from every other love...we create reductive categories that fit no one and nothing.
To write a 90's hiphop song: steal a disco beat. Talk about your day. Let the us know what verse you're on.Verse2verse2!
My goal for the next time I travel to LA is to avoid the NYC-LA comparison conversation. We do this. You do that. Douchebagery is universal.