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The most random person in the room. has an opinion on everything. intends to keep it interactive and positive.

Joined January 2026
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Random Guy retweeted
One of my friends went to watch Ramayana and booked a recliner. Someone at the movie theatre told him, "Bhagwaan ki taraf pair mat karo."
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Cuando veas un tuit que te gusta o que creas que merece ser leído, le das a «copiar enlace» (no hace falta siquiera que luego lo pegues en ningún sitio). El algoritmo entiende que ese tuit es interesante y es lo que cuenta ahora, mucho más que los me gusta, comentarios o retuits. 😊
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Replying to @sapnamadan
But why is omar abdullah constantly after kashmiri pandits? Payal nath and then nidhi razdan. His father didnt stop them from leaving, and omar isnt leaving them only.
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Replying to @Om_Codes_
How will they share it after work?
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Replying to @sapnamadan
Can one-time wedders be called experts?
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Replying to @malik_alee66879
Ask him about the microwave. If thats broken too, he was probably playing frisbee with the dish still inside microwave
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Replying to @ayesha_fatiima
I think they are convinced nobody ever reads their gmails
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Replying to @jasveer10
Is that the Finance Minister we are talking about?? 🤔
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Replying to @BratDotAI
Dot mohammad?
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Replying to @PriyaCeladine
We paid for their son’s marriage this diwali…son has 2 kids already
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Replying to @mujifren
When your fiancé calls and starts asking too many questions about your past He aint coming in future Cancel the ride and find someone else
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Replying to @WhateverVishal
Sunder nursery , right next to humayun’s tomb right in the middle of national capital delhi Nit leh, ladakh, spiti or even far north east
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Replying to @AffluentMist
If its empty, its yours
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Replying to @lucawya
Everyone knows its 9PM to 5AM. How dumb can you be
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Replying to @Ashi_Goat
Return it and tell them its defective. They will solve for you to deny the refund
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Replying to @CuteAaruhi4
107M followers ke baad bhi ye sab tweets pe depend hona pad raha hai. Batao.
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Just found out americans aren't paid monthly??
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Replying to @AnandaniNisha
Wife>parents>siblings In that order
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Random Guy retweeted
Why cancel trains to Delhi? Just get Gyanesh to remove the names from the passenger list.
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Random Guy retweeted
“The State may prevent a breach of peace. It cannot presume that the exercise of liberty is itself a breach of peace.” — N. K. Goswami, Advocate, Supreme Court of India Public order is a constitutional obligation. It is not a constitutional blank cheque. The State is entitled to regulate an unlawful gathering. It is not thereby entitled to restrict the lawful movements of an entire population without independent justification. A citizen travelling to a hospital is not a protester. A passenger arriving by train is not an offender. A hotel guest is not a conspirator. The absence of permission for one assembly cannot become a universal licence to restrict everybody else's liberty. I ask neither for immunity from law nor for judicial permission to create disorder. I ask only that every restriction upon constitutional freedom be justified by lawful authority, demonstrable necessity and proportionality.
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