HOLY FUCK THAT WAS HANDS DOWN ONE OF THE CRAZIEST MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE LITERALLY EVER AND I’M NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATING I’M ACTUALLY SHAKING THAT WAS SO DISGUSTINGLY FUCKING GNARLY. JUST OUTRIGHT MEAN AND NASTY AND TWISTED AND BATSHIT. I HAD SO MUCH FUNNNNN!!!! I LAUGHED. I CRIED. I ATE. I THREW UP. I GOT SHOT. I WINCED HARDER THAN I EVER HAVE BEFORE. I HAD SEVERAL EPIPHANIES I’M BLOWN AWAY THAT WAS FUCKING INCREDIBLE!!!!! THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE MOST CONSISTENT HORROR FRANCHISE OF ALL FUCKING TIMEEEEEE AND IT NO LONGER COMES CLOSE LIKE HOW DO THEY GENUINELY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER AND BETTER I’M SO IN AWE. THIS WAS SO FUCKING EPIC!!!!!! i never knew where it was gonna go and they kept my jaw on the fucking floor and my hands holding my face. VOMIT INDUCING ONE SECOND TO KNEE SLAPPING HILARIOUS THE NEXT THEN RIGHT BACK INTO EYE COVERING HEART POUNDING TENSION. IF YOU LIKED EVIL DEAD 2013 OR RISE THEN YOU WILL ABSOLUTELYYYYYY BE A HUGE FAN OF THIS ONE. WHAT A PERFECT ENTRY. IMPECCABLE SOUND DESIGN. SUCH INNOVATIVE AND CAPTIVATING CAMERA WORK THAT KEEPS YOUR EYES HOOKED ON EVERY MOVEMENT. SUCH A TIGHT SCRIPT. WHAT A CLAUSTROPHOBIC AND EERIE ATMOSPHERE LIKE I FELT SO TRAPPED AND FULL OF DREAD. THE ACTING WAS BRILLIANT, ESPECIALLY SOUHELIA YACOUB LIKE SHE IS NOW AN INSTANT FAVE HORROR CHARACTER. THE EFFECTS WERE SO FUCKING NASTY AND CREATIVE. THE DEADITES WERE BRUTALLLLL. WHAT A THRILL!!!!! I WAS SO ENTERTAINED FROM THE START TO FINISH. THE OPENING SEQUENCE ALONE WAS SO SHOCKING AND BRILLIANT. AND MAKE SURE YOU STAY UNTIL THE VERY LAST POST CREDIT SCENE, THERE ARE TWO OF THEM, I LEGIT SCREAMEDDDDDDD AHHHHHHHHH WHATATHRBSFBBSDNBDHF FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS WAS JUST SO SO SO GOOD I’M EO HAPPY RIGHT NOW EVERYBODY GO RUNNNNNNN TO SEE IT 5/5