This would be an awesome place if everyone could afford the benefit of the doubt to random strangers.

Maine
Joined August 2012
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I never get tired of this because the guy’s voice so perfectly matches the cat’s demeanor
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He was suicidal yesterday and someone called the cops to check on him. He must've heard the phrase 'welfare check' and lost it
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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Oh shit, I hope he didn't get paralyzed.
Wheelchair athlete vs the loop of death… The loop doesn’t play nice 😳
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This dude was always going to try to suicide by cop, I don't believe for a second he ever had the courage to do it himself.
There would be a whole lot of dead cops if they had done that to anyone I know.
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Ohhhh soooo many signs
Replying to @ky_statesman
We should be fighting them with machine guns and explosives. I'm ready when y'all are.
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Oh look, another sign
Replying to @imsarahbella
If a cop ever pulls me over on an e-bike he's going to get shot in the fucking face
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They may have been very obvious signs.
Replying to @rahul
What about my suggestion that you and Garrett should be hung by your necks until you're dead?
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There may have been warning signs
I will happily spend the rest of my life in prison for murdering this piece of shit if I ever get the opportunity.
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Now you're on a list of people who can't vote or own firearms.
The only government list I'm not on is Donald Trump's candidate endorsements
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Republicans: Vote Straight Ticket Republican Democrats: We are going to let third worlders rape you Libertarians:
I fucked up and talked to the negotiator on the phone long enough for them to box me in. They have dogs so I'm probably done for.
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What happened in the last two years that made Fishback do a complete 180 on Israel?
James Fishback is a die hard Zionist
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Promises made, promises broken.
US inflation reaches 3.7%, up from 3% when President Trump took office. Rising grocery, housing and fuel costs intensify pressure on Republicans ahead of the midterms. Follow: @AFpost
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Woke 2.0 is gonna be lit
Trans actress Elliot Page releases trailer for her new nature documentary featuring trans scientists claiming animals can be ‘queer.’ “Not only do many species illustrate homosexuality and gender multiplicity, they also illustrate sex transition.”
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I used to reply “would” to pictures of hot women implying I would find the idea of sex with them agreeable. As my confidence increased I started to reply “will”. Now I’ve reached a level of self actualization where I simply reply “am”.
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Average online racist meetup
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Me looking at my kid’s Halloween candy
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Do you know how big the meltdown will be if the Dems don’t win the midterms. Vote like you want to laugh.
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Dracula, we’re talking about my bride here for Christ’s sake, you monster mashed her, I watched you do it.
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Omg guys... I have a dislike button!!!!
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