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He was suicidal yesterday and someone called the cops to check on him. He must've heard the phrase 'welfare check' and lost it
This dude was always going to try to suicide by cop, I don't believe for a second he ever had the courage to do it himself.
Replying to @TheShawnHendrix @flocksafety
There would be a whole lot of dead cops if they had done that to anyone I know.
Ohhhh soooo many signs
Replying to @ky_statesman
We should be fighting them with machine guns and explosives. I'm ready when y'all are.
Oh look, another sign
Replying to @imsarahbella
If a cop ever pulls me over on an e-bike he's going to get shot in the fucking face
They may have been very obvious signs.
Replying to @rahul
What about my suggestion that you and Garrett should be hung by your necks until you're dead?
There may have been warning signs
Replying to @TheOtherMassie @glangley
I will happily spend the rest of my life in prison for murdering this piece of shit if I ever get the opportunity.
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I used to reply “would” to pictures of hot women implying I would find the idea of sex with them agreeable. As my confidence increased I started to reply “will”. Now I’ve reached a level of self actualization where I simply reply “am”.
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Do you know how big the meltdown will be if the Dems don’t win the midterms. Vote like you want to laugh.
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Dracula, we’re talking about my bride here for Christ’s sake, you monster mashed her, I watched you do it.






















