Lasu Alumni || Mors certa, hora incerta ||🖤 || mori memorias non somnia

Paris, France
Joined June 2022
Oracle ODF💀🥷🏾 retweeted
How many goals did Messi score in 2010 World Cup?
Bruh imagine saka scoring more goals than you in the world Cup 😭😭😭 Sha win that ballon doir tomorrow 👍
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Oracle ODF💀🥷🏾 retweeted
lmfao 😂
Lionel Messi, you introduced me to this rubbish 🥲 I was on my own, you made me support FC Barcelona, now I've been suffering none stop
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Oracle ODF💀🥷🏾 retweeted
#EURGBP delivered 🚨🫂 Monday feast 🧩☺️👌
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Oracle ODF💀🥷🏾 retweeted
O ji gbi ji ji gbi ji ☺️
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Oracle ODF💀🥷🏾 retweeted
breakfast skipped lunch 3500 dinner best advice drink water and sleep daily expenses 3500 that’s how to lose weight, save money, and become a billionaire 💀
Breakfast 4200 Lunch 5800 Dinner 3000 Daily expenses 13k Is this how we will become billionaires?
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Oracle ODF💀🥷🏾 retweeted
indomie?
If you want to go viral, just post your noodles
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May we never be dragged for the good we do ijn
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The will come and blame FG for being a fraud
SAY NO TO INTERNET FRAUD (Yahoo), get a fvckin job.
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SAY NO TO INTERNET FRAUD (Yahoo), get a fvckin job.
Operation Blackout is taking the fight directly to the international cybercriminal networks stealing billions from Americans. Our latest operation in Nigeria delivered: 9 ARRESTS. 53 electronic devices seized. $11 MILLION in potentially freezable funds identified across multiple countries. These scam centers exploit innocent victims, steal life savings, and operate across international borders believing they are beyond the reach of law enforcement. They’re wrong. Thanks to Nigerian law enforcement and our partners in London for their outstanding cooperation. To the criminals targeting Americans from overseas: JUSTICE WILL FIND YOU.
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Oracle ODF💀🥷🏾 retweeted
A 3 year old named Nevada was kicked out of his i9 Sports soccer league in Winter Park, Florida, and police escorted his family off the field. His parents say the opposing team's parents complained that none of their 5 year olds could take the ball from him and accused him of "trying to put on a show." "They really called the police on a 3 year old because he had the ball too much," his dad said. The family says they got a refund, and neither the league nor police have commented. balleralert.com/ph2g
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Oracle ODF💀🥷🏾 retweeted
If I can breathe, I can think, and if I can think I can win.
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Oracle ODF💀🥷🏾 retweeted
Another one 🎀
My mum buys 80% of my office wear, and trust me, she always picks the best😍💕 Very cute, very classy, and always on point👌
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Wetin I wan tell @DONJAZZY wey he never hear before 😩😂 Wo God Abeg make the man see my comment oo God Abeg 🤲🤲 Make this blessings no pass me by 🤲
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Oracle ODF💀🥷🏾 retweeted
If I would have joined anything in uni, it would have been them.. free palmwine😁
How do you people understand all this slang?
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Oracle ODF💀🥷🏾 retweeted
Nobody live longer than terrible African presidents
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Oracle ODF💀🥷🏾 retweeted
God please, make this week soft for us.
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Oracle ODF💀🥷🏾 retweeted
gm mutuals. 🤍🤍
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Oracle ODF💀🥷🏾 retweeted
women are really beautiful, just wish they were good people.
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Oracle ODF💀🥷🏾 retweeted
Market Is Open Today. How Many Jerseys Do You Want 🫴 Send A DM
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Oracle ODF💀🥷🏾 retweeted
i want both.😒🙏🏼
i don’t even want a boyfriend i just want consistent dick🤣🤣🤣
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