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Tushar Sagar (terry)

@ExCrimeTimee

follow me here ===. @CrimeTimeee

 new delhi
Joined December 2009
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Angry Bombay Girl@shadymumbai7 Nov 2011
Just realised... Staring at shahid kapoor in the gym for 20 mins.. Neither makes u wet nor makes u burn any calories. He looks so gay !
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The doctor said my voice box is damaged and I may never speak again. I can't tell you how upset I am.
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Stranger@Voidead5 Nov 2011
My son, are you gay? 'No daddy, I'm a princess.
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Ra ch naa@raggedtag3 Nov 2011
If you find love, friendship online, very good. But if you are online JUST for that agenda, may God help you. Even He can't.
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Yateem Online
@mahobili1 Nov 2011
Look at him with one eye.Concentrate a bit. He will turn his face via FB
Image from Yateem Online (@mahobili)
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E-tard@Etard031 Oct 2011
No of Tweets = 30929. No. of Followers = 2165. No of times i have had sex with a Twitter follower = 0 #SocialNetworkingFAIL
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Shakti Shetty@Shakti_Shetty30 Oct 2011
"Does begging for love make me a beggar?" "Nope, not at all. That makes you a two-bit loser."
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I love the smell of healthy torrents in the morning.
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Nakli JoJo 🇮🇳@WorstHandle29 Oct 2011
I think men on twitter should worry more about their sperm count rather than their follower count.
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Stump Woodley@StumpWoodley24 Aug 2011
I miss the days when Disney produced cartoons instead of teen sluts.
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E-tard@Etard029 Oct 2011
Manchester United has been voted as the ‘most hated’ club. Now reading this you football fans will reply with your opinion like it matters.
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Sukh + Karni@sukhkarni29 Oct 2011
RT if you are bOred, hate Rains, love cracking jokes, want more followers, hate SRK, have an opinion on Ra.One, cursed Metallica.
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E-tard@Etard029 Oct 2011
I have a secret admiration for people who don't follow me back when i follow them, but do so the moment i unfollow them.
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Arpit@ASS_HOLINESS29 Oct 2011
No RT @ChhotaRecharge You bandra girls should start wearing clothes.
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Angry Bombay Girl@shadymumbai28 Oct 2011
Heard delhi boys lost their cool when they found out that Metallica were gonna sing in English . It wasn't mentioned on the ticket !!
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E-tard@Etard028 Oct 2011
Ordered Chinese food from a local restaurant. The foods so bad that im checking out Facebook profile pics to distract myself while eating it
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E-tard@Etard028 Oct 2011
On an average, a Gujju household produces so much ghee in a day, that a country full of Gujaratis can be called "Newgheeland".
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pntbt@peanutbut27 Oct 2011
40 Retweets and no new followers. In fact, 2 unfollows. This is what happens when you have no boobs.
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E-tard@Etard027 Oct 2011
Self-discovery starts the moment you "like" your own Profile picture on Facebook.
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E-tard@Etard027 Oct 2011
If you girls would like to read your guy's mind, i suggest you start watching a lot of porn as a crash course.
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