Illegal slam poetry and networking opportunities
He/Him/sir, PLEASE leave
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No, I don't "make" her cum, she's her own person. She can cum if she wants to, which she doesn't I guess
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I was the first person ever to say we should stop inhaling deadly vapors from the broken refrigerator under the overpass
Americans cracking lucky charms jokes are so offensive with those stereotypes
We don’t even have that cereal in Ireland man all we eat for breakfast is dirt and whiskey
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Frog: I don't understand, why did you sting me? Now we'll BOTH drown
Scorpion: You don't understand economics. Stinging you actually creates JOBS. This sting will trickle down the river & birth a new era of prosperity. Big Tobacco paid me 15 million scorpion dollars to sting you
22:30: Naturally tired, eau naturale babyyy, I don't need no melatonin to get my sleep on this time
3:37: wtf are puppies even dreaming about. Like they've never even seen anything. Alexa, Google if dogs have reincarnation or if it's just hippies
Good morning fellow pigeons in the park jostling for position at the bench of the dignified old widower who comes to feed us every Sunday let's get this mf BREAD ✊😤
Christians who complain about women having nose rings 1, missed the part in Genesis where Abraham’s servant gifted Rebekah a nose ring and 2, missed the fact that nose rings are hot as fuck
Radio was too gay today, had to turn it off. Whatever happened to Chilli Peppers, Aerosmith, Zeppelin?
You know, stuff I can play in front of the kids
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pronouncing the word 'cupcake' like 'bukkake' in a doomed attempt to flirt with the Starbucks cashier