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Florida, I think?
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Marlins top 50 prospects
1. Thomas White
2. Robby Snelling
3. Cam Cannarella
4. Jacob Lombard
5. Aiva Arquette
6. Starlyn Caba
7. Eliazar Dishmey
8. Dillon Lewis
9. Brandon Compton
10. Karson Milbrandt
11. Kevin DeFrank
12. Kemp Alderman
13. Juan Matheus
14. Santiago Solarte
- no service time manipulation
- 3 years of team control
Very serious statement here
Pro MLB Salary Cap people want:
- Hard cap
- No deferred money
- Contract limits
I get it. What would the players get though? How about
- 3 years until free agency?
- no service time manipulation?
- standard trade bonuses?
- $2m minimums?
If MLB Owners are serious about a salary cap, they need to get serious in what they give up
The Marlins have more position player fWAR in 3 years under Bendix (44.4) than they had in 6 seasons under Jeter/Ng (43.7)
Im just amazed this didn’t happen against us
This guy is actually hired by Manfred to make anti cappers seem even dumber
Chargers #7 in 2022
Vikings #2 in 2025
Falcons #3 in 2024
Jets #5 in 2022
Dolphins # 5 in 2024
The Miami Dolphins
The Los Angeles Chargers
The Minnesota Vikings
The Atlanta Falcons
The New York Jets
These are the five lowest-spending teams in a hard-capped league. Four of them have never won a Super Bowl, and the fifth last did it over 50 years ago.
The salary cap has been in place for decades and has not elevated these bottom-payroll clubs to consistent contention.
If only the @nfl had a salary cap!
Reice Stark retweeted
I don’t get when people talk about “the good side” of someone who willingly did a major crime.
I’m sure there’s plenty of good fathers who are also rapists
That doesn’t mean they shouldn’t go to jail for rape
Norky Sánchez
La clase internacional 2029 supera los 70M en preacuerdos 😱💰
• Norky Sánchez - $4.4M (Tampa) 🇩🇴
• Ransiel Herrera - $4.0M (White Sox) 🇩🇴
• Luis Rodríguez - $3.8M (Tigers) 🇻🇪
• Emmanuel Mateo - $3.5M (Oakland)🇩🇴
• Rayer González - $3.1M (Boston) 🇩🇴
• Carlos Marrero - $3.0M (Texas) 🇩🇴
• Daniel García - $3.0M (Reds) 🇻🇪
• Yariel Pinales - $2.7M (Braves) 🇩🇴
• Víctor Milán - $2.7M (Reds) 🇩🇴
• Jasson De Jesús - $2.5M (Piratas) 🇩🇴
• Yeiden Herrera - $2.5M (Seattle) 🇩🇴
• Melkin Guzmán - $2.3M (Brewers) 🇩🇴
Why do AI insist on Dillon Lewis being Puerto Rican?
🚨BLOCKBUSTER TRADE 🚨
MIAMI MARLINS RECEIVE:
⚾ RHP Logan Gilbert
⚾ RHP Andrés Muñoz
SEATTLE MARINERS RECEIVE:
⚾ INF Otto Lopez
⚾ LHP Thomas White
⚾ OF Dillon Lewis
⚾ OF Cam Cannarella
#MLB #MLBOffseason #TridentsUp #MakeItMiami #Mariners #Marlins
500+ dead in confirmed Muslim terror attacks in 2026 alone
4200+ Christians murdered by Muslims in Nigeria as of September 8th
Swarms of placemen and pensioners soon will appear
Like locusts deforming the charms of the year;
Suns vainly will rise, showers vainly descend,
If we are to drudge for what others shall spend.
Going to do MiLB roster projections but I have no clue where they’re going to put all of these outfielders. FanGraphs has 9 outfielders projected for AAA
They’ll definitely have to swing some trades to balance this out


















