𝑯𝒂𝒏

— 𝘏𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘰 — ✧ 𝘊𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘮 𝘍𝘢𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘯. ✧ #ѕтevewrιтeѕ ✧ 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦. ✧ 𝘊𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘺. ✧ 𝘙𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥. ✧ 𝗶𝗴: 𝗯𝗹𝗾𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴

“How many times must I tell you to /not/ touch the controls, @fxrceinduced?”

“Excuse me, @xRebelLeader. I’m in the middle of rescuing you from the scavengers and you have the audacity to insult me?” As much as he’d like to threaten to leave the princess with them, he knows well that he wouldn’t.

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Hey! You guys actually liked my joke! I know that I’m hilarious.

Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon? 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 𝙢𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙪𝙥.

Hey Leia.

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Side glance.

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Smile for once. You look like a sad kitten all the time.

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— 𝘖𝘭𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴.

— 𝗶𝗴: 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗱𝘆𝘀𝗸𝘆𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗲𝗿

— 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭—?

What do you get from a pampered Bantha? 𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐤.

Who wants to hear my jokes?

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— 𝘉𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬.