@ExpertsLie

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Explain it to me like I'm 5,000 years old
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You have to be fairly mentally disturbed to watch women's sports
Brandi Kruse
@BrandiKruse10h
These are the shirts allowed for the @ThornsFC fans. None of them were removed. They have chants about burning people alive. Fans assaulted multiple people wearing @xx_xyathletics shirts. None of them were removed. I am quite literally in shock.
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Ask me how I know it's going to be an unusually dry and warm winter
Polymarket
@Polymarket12h
BREAKING: San Francisco declares a local emergency as a potentially record-breaking El Niño approaches California.
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The Brewers' logo looks like it was designed by someone who's never played baseball
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Drop it right in there. Right in the palm of my glove.
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Using AI to make a hoodrat version of Bluey
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I don't enjoy staying in airbnbs nor hotels. Both are usually gross and fucked up in some way
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Ilhan Omar a.k.a Dawn LeMoine from Sarasota, FL has been scamming the American people for far too long. She couldn't identify Somalia on a map. She thinks the Somali people of Minnesota are hapless rubes
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Only found out yesterday the dad from the Brady Bunch died from the AIDS
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You're trying to tell me these guys are my enemy?
Censored Leak
@CensoredLeakOct 22
Russia was A.I before A.I 🇷🇺
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video is AI-generated from a popular 2026 Russian social media trend using tools like Kling and Seedance to create clips of champagne spraying from G-Class SUVs at night. It is not real footage. aimarketcap.ru/prompts/video-… itsnew.ru/stati/kak-sdel…
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Hair looks great
Page Six
@PageSixOct 22
Amanda Bynes steps out after a visit to Crazy Cuts Hair Salon in Los Angeles. 📸: BACKGRID
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You'll never convince me a man as attractive as Lindsay Graham ever had to pay for penis
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Mark Beef retweeted
JackClark1927@clark1927Oct 22
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It's at least a little surreal watching the singularity devour revenue production and stars from your childhood freaking out about it
Justine Bateman
@JustineBatemanOct 22
There is no Entertainment Business. It ended. What tries to cloak itself in this now is a Content Conveyor Belt Business. The layoffs are in that business. Because it is grounded in a disregard for both the filmmakers and the audiences, and was founded in greed.
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Gay Costanza
@NigBaby69Oct 22
Replying to @LarryOConnor
Faggot Midget Terrorist
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Mark Beef retweeted
JackClark1927@clark1927Oct 22
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To my knowledge, my wife is not the progeny of either my dad nor my mom
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Does Logan Paul not realize Ali G is a bit? This seems retarded
yoxic
@yoxicsOct 21
Logan Paul showed Ali G a picture of his wife Nina Agdal 😭 "yeah she's alright.. It's not bad if you like that kind of thing. And she was born which gender?"
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She looks like Markie post
LOST
@TheLOSTworld_Oct 21
Evangeline Lilly, LOST and Ant-Man star, reveals she left Hollywood in 2020 due to health issues and her Christian faith. Lilly says her health has improved since leaving Hollywood, finding peace in her faith and trusting that “God has a plan for my life.” (via: @FoxNews_Flash)
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When I was 18 years old people called me Mark Beef
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Eating medical waste for lunch
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