@Explosm

Cyanide & Happiness is created by @_KrisWilson_ and @robdenbleyker Buy Master Dater, our new card game, here: https://xitter.cf/t.co/dWsHTCmEyG

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Joined April 2009
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TFW you don't compare to a seatbelt buckle. It's ok, this little guy knows your struggles. Buy a friend who gets you today! store.explosm.net/collection…
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I see your curse and raise you one
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Yeah. I would, too. You know what you won't hate? The Special 10 Year Anniversary Edition of Joking Hazard! Go buy it at Target!
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We're very excited to announce AMERICA'S NEXT TOP CRYPTID a totally new show from Cyanide & Happiness. Which of these mythical beings will rise to the top and prove they have what it takes? Go watch ALL EIGHT EPISODES right now on Tubi! link.tubi.tv/bY8Rw03f36b
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I stand by it
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A bucket list stop. Bring the perfect companion! store.explosm.net/collection…
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This joke is fire
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We're very excited to announce AMERICA'S NEXT TOP CRYPTID a totally new show from Cyanide & Happiness. Which of these mythical beings will rise to the top and prove they have what it takes? Go watch ALL EIGHT EPISODES right now on Tubi! link.tubi.tv/bY8Rw03f36b
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AMERICA!!!!
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You know you're curious, too, don't fucking lie
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Get out and vote!
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Content warning, bro, jeez!
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Fuck that "be not afraid" noise.
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Me when I see people buying our new plushies. Get in on the action and buy yours today! Now with MORE BONERS! store.explosm.net/products/f…
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Ass
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Bask in the sun with a brand new plushie! Get it on our store today. Now you won't have the only boner in the room.
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We're very excited to announce AMERICA'S NEXT TOP CRYPTID a totally new show from Cyanide & Happiness.  Which of these mythical beings will rise to the top and prove they have what it takes? Go watch ALL EIGHT EPISODES right now on Tubi! link.tubi.tv/bY8Rw03f36b
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Mommy loves you. It is inevitable.
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We're very excited to announce AMERICA'S NEXT TOP CRYPTID a totally new show from Cyanide & Happiness. Which of these mythical beings will rise to the top and prove they have what it takes? Go watch ALL EIGHT EPISODES right now on Tubi! link.tubi.tv/bY8Rw03f36b
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Brand new plushies now available on our store! Available with boners or boners removed.
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