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Having a very Clairo afternoon
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Wonder if I’m the only person in Singapore listening to Frost Children on the subway
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I can tell when your kink jars are politically motivated
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Having a bagel Uber Eats’d to your door 18 times
just noticed this on my bagel sandwich order. Oh my god
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Gay guy Saturday loading…
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This country rules
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Gay guys be like I’m dressing up as my favorite reaction gif for Halloween
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And I love it…
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Keeping cash in your mattress>>>>
Someone hacked my uncles Charles Schwab account and sold 49k of his stocks on Friday. Luckily he caught it on Monday morning and they were able to freeze the funds in time. Charles Schwab is trying to tell him that he must have shared his password or fell for a fishing scam. Then the thieves tried to transfer the remaining funds to an account in Palm Springs. Looks like Schwab has been breached. And they are blaming their customers.
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just a retweeted
I’m sooooooooo drunk @HunterBiden
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Using Google Translate to order whiskey sodas in other countries
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Japan is a fucking kiiiii I get it now
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I’m drunk as all hell in Shibuya
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Girls are so mean to their families fjdhsjsh like oh we’re yelling now
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Handled it
Being the only ginger invited to this high profile Tokyo wedding
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When someone tries sell me something on Instagram reels it just guts me...This is meant to be a safe space. Get a job, hippie!
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Being the only ginger invited to this high profile Tokyo wedding
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The keyboard sequence for “fat” and “gay” being just one letter off
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Trade hunting in Tokyo
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