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Shut up @AlexiLalas

If you can't win the league, winning the relegation playoff is the next best thing! 🔵⚪🔵⚪ #UpTheSlutsk

FT| 1-0 loss to @FansNeman Only 2 points from the last 7 games. 🎶 I said our house is on fire, our defense is terrible. Na na na na na na na na na na 🎶

89'| The Neman keeper looks like he pulled something. Now is the time to equalize!

84'| Not to be outdone, Kozlov quickly puts his hands in a Neman face to earn his second yellow as well. #partyinthedressingroom

83'| Can't say I blame Krivulkin for wanting to take a shower early. Second yellow for kicking the ball away.

77'| We had 2 shots on goal in less than a minute. Didn't score, but still!

More aerial drone shots please! HT| And Slutsk are down by 1.

33'| Thought that should have been a straight red but guess he didn't leave the boot in as much as I thought. Not a nice tackle regardless.

30'| Another headed chance and it's 1-0 to Neman.

29'| Reflex save from Pankratov keeps it nil nil after a close in header from the Soccerus.

14'| Gafar tries to get some martial arts practice in and sends the ball well wide of the other side of the open goal.

KICKOFF| @SlutskSfc at home to @fcneman. Come on you Slutsk! @FansNeman

These bunny girls still give me the creeps.

FT| 3-0 @GorodeyaFC

71'| Yet again, the Gorodeya coach is told to chill out. Not sure how he hasn't got a card. Straight ringer for a @rickygervais lookalike.

60'| A cat runs on the pitch, hopefully bringing a bad omen for the home team. If you can't beat em, curse em.

55'| 3-0 Gorodeya. Yippee.

54'| The 4th official warns the Gorodeya coach to lay off the cocaine.