It's been so long since my last @PapaJohnsUK order that my 80+ loyalty points expired. Was reminded to night why it's been so long. Arrived after 1hr 40m, both pizza barely warm, both mostly cheese, one even missing the sauce base. Lovely & apologetic driver though.

This venerable lemon has been In Play for around 5 years @JohnFinnemore - we think it might be time to retire it..

Nice going, Twitter...

Just getting all the daft mistakes and misremembered chords out of my system...

That was a very touching moment - ready to sympathise, because we've felt her pain. This did make me cackle though...

@psb_wriggles @JWillgoose_Esq