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Seattle, WA
Joined June 2009
Alright we get it... Colts are having a fire sale right now... What's up with that Brian Thomas Jr. trade though? 👀 Lets get this man to the Rams (or Chiefs or 49ers) 🤝
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Dear @vikings, yall are the laughing stock of the league right now after sending away both Darnold and JJ McCarthy. For fucking Kyler of all people 🤣 Want ppl to stop laughing at you? Trade for Jonathan Taylor 💯 Even with Zay Flowers' lil bro at QB, ya'll would be scary 👀
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Crazy. @Ravens y'all fucked up 😭 Elite move by the Seahawks though 💯
Trade: Colts have agreed to send eight-time Pro-Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seattle Seahawks, per me and @rapsheet. Nelson is on an expiring contract and the Colts are opting to get back draft capital now before they could lose him in free agency. But an all-time Colt now moves on to the Seahawks.
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My top 15 WRs in PPR rest of season... 1. JSN (duh) 2. Puka Nacua (if he gets hurt, he gets hurt. until that happens, he's not dropping below 2) 3. Ja'Marr Chase (great time to buy low) 4. Malik Nabers 5. Zay Flowers 6. Amon Ra 7. Ceedee Lamb 8. Drake London 9. Chris Olave 10. Parker Washington 11. Christian Watson 12. Tee Higgins 👀 13. Nico Collins 14. Matthew Golden 15. Garret Wilson (i think he'll bounce back) JJ at 16... but i simply don't trust him in that offensive ecosystem. he hasn't been elite since 2024 (in fantasy). hope i'm wrong and that he turns it around. the NFL is better when Jettas is ballin 🛫
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Tanner McKee, you fuckin idiot 🤣
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Given the way that beat reporting has gone this year... Would almost bet that Jeremiyah Love does NOT practice on Wednesday 🤣
Jeremiyah Love (ankle), per head coach Mike LaFleur, will practice Wednesday. Via @theo_mackie
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my favorite trade targets heading into week 8: derrick henry (lamar coming back will cure his struggles) chase brown (strength of schedule is significantly better ROS) bijan robinson (coming off 3 mid games by his standards... prob the lowest his value will be this year)
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i don't know if buy low is the right word for it... but i would also target zay flowers. i truly think he'll be a top 3 fantasy WR once lamar returns. so if you could get him for a chris olave, nico collins, drake london type guy... personally, i'd pull the trigger.
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at TE... brock bowers is coming off of two "low scoring" games by his standards. he's my #1 trade for target this week. see if you can also sell the narrative that mendoza starting over kirk might hurt his ceiling. tyler warren is a good buy as well coming off injury.
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if i were a gambling man, i would bet on the cowboys to win tonight (no shit). that said, it truly, truly would not surprise me if the eagles won. dallas defense is still cheeks and dak has played like ass the last couple weeks.
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no disrespect to JSN, but serious question... is Omar Cooper Jr. the best #11 in the NFL? 🤔
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i'm kind of shocked that the jaguars haven't dealt BTJ yet... seems like coming out of their bye, they would want to eliminate all the chatter around him so the team could just lock the fuck in on a possible SB run. has to happen soon right?
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Xavier Worthy is such a bum
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Serious question Garret Wilson owners... Did Omar Cooper Jr. just snatch your chain? ⛓️‍💥
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just trolling... but god damn i love me some omar 🤣 OMAR COMIN BBY!
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Serious question... if you're the @nyjets, how do you not fire Aaron Glenn after losing to the fucking DOLPHINS lmao
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why the hell did the packers stop throwing to tucker kraft in the second half? lmao
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they deserved to lose. bums
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Cam Skattebo on his penalty, via @charlottecrrll: "The NFL loves to post me when I do stuff like that but then also wants to take stuff from me. I'm going to run the ball like I want to run the ball. If I'm going to continue to get flags for it or fined for it, guess I'm going to play for free."
Cam Skattebo penalized for lowering the helmet on a vicious truck stick
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