𝘔𝘐𝘈𝘜~~ 𝘔𝘐𝘈𝘜~~

——𝐌𝐢𝐚𝐮 𝐌𝐢𝐚𝐮!

d.espite how big her paws are and how sharp her claws are , i can only assure that they are really soft ! and yes , the cat may make biscuits if she is happy but shes usually too . . . preoccupied with other things when she gets happy . or doing other things with them . .

——i. think im gonna lay down and start reading before i have more weird thoughts .

y.ou think if i ride a victor too roughly , i could trigger his ult and now i have to scramble away before my ass gets fried ? or could i tank it and keep going ? i. think i could tank it , probably . no , definitely could . i. think i need to sleep , its getting to me .

m.ost cheshires cats in the outside world abstain from kissing ! this is mostly because their saliva is an incredibly potent aphrodisiac . one drop and it will probably be a few hours before you can even think again . so dont drink it . its much better on the skin , feels nice !

——𝐀𝐬 𝐈𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐬 o.h boy , i sure hope my tl is interesting to scroll through ! t.he nefarious and evil bestiality and pedophilia i. gotta start checkin who im following way closer cause they seem so innocent then they reposting and doing that . l.ike damn 😔

(nsfw/fem) t.he cheshire is a shameless one , she will not hesitate to offer or bargain away her body . always flaunting and insisting in order to get what she wants , you have to be careful . only a fool would ever willingly take the cheshire offer to touch " fat cat tits "

——𝐀𝐬 𝐈𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐬 w.here the hell do you guys find all your material , i wanna do more horny posting but i have jack shit to work with . okay thats a lie im just lazy to scroll through all my downloads but , its not good stuff ! tell me ! ill uh reward you !

r.emember , whenever you get mad at the cat for her 'pranks' , this is how she will be staring at you so . feel bad about it cause shes just an innocent kitty who can do no wrong .

——𝐀𝐬 𝐈𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐬 i. need to find a way to make a paws at you image with the cheshire cat . it would make my life so complete and be so funny to just have . then i can be a true annoying kitty .

——𝐀𝐬 𝐈𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐬 i.ts insane how fast i can go from "I LOVE DEADLOCK " to " I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME FUCK YOU YOSHI" as i watch in horror as my victor goes 0 11 . the only saving grace is the characters are hot atp . im in hell of my own making , and ill queue again .

t.he cat really needs to find more deadlock muses because god i need to be left alone in a room with nearly all of that cast , man . t.he unholy things i would do to them would make vyper look like a saint sent from heaven itself . a horny cat wouldnt even be that odd there .

——𝐀𝐬 𝐈𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐬 g.uess who only slept five hours and is still tired but can't sleep , that's right , this dumbass ! but i suppose I'm awake now , way earlier than i intended to be but what can you do . augh .

(nsfw-sfw/fem) u.h oh ! it seems the reader has a visitor in their bed ! i am just sure she is looking for a warm place to nap and they should absolutely just pull the blanket down and ignore any and all sounds and stimulation from under there !

——i.f I were to ask so politely , do you mind if we take this somewhere a bit more private mayhaps ? 🤭