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Joined March 2025
We all ate mosquitoes as kids thinking we'll get back the blood it sucked, right?
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If you are planning to cheat on your wife or boyfriend tonight - YOU WILL DÎE UNTOP THAT PERSON 😑
If you are planning to cheat on your wife or girlfriend tonight - YOU WILL DÎE UNTOP THAT PERSON 😑
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The mumu of them all na INTENTIONAL MEN.
REAL MEN avoid billings WEAK MEN pay the bills I want to marry a weak man!!!
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Are you actifffff??? If yes say hi
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Omo I just dey see my back up striker for X since today So this boy want make rival fans say things like fully rested backup dancer against Chelsea πŸ˜‚
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Omo I just dey see my back up striker for X since today So this boy want make rival fans say things like fully rested backup dancer against Chelsea πŸ˜‚
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Arsenal fans when they realise that the carabao cup didn't have a second leg
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Sugar fit sweet pass salt but that one no mean say you go use am cook 🀏
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when life finally gives you a seat at the table, my nigga, don't forget how it felt to be the one standing outside.
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You want put me for talk and I must talk
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what do you do to the chats and memories after a breakup
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How I fit withdraw my transaction history?
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One nil down,now I have to watch the match 🀦
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Amen o 🀲🏽
Las las all of us life go later Harry KaneπŸ™πŸ½
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Yansh is greater tho .
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If you are planning to cheat on your wife or girlfriend tonight - YOU WILL DÎE UNTOP THAT PERSON 😑
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To all men😀: This is a guy like you, keeping his virginity till 2035, DID HE DIE?? idk why y'all can't be like him!!!
Replying to @FLUXFC
Keeping my virginity till I get married in 2035
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Fully rested emegha against Liverpool πŸ’ͺ🏽
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Some people don’t want an apology. I think they actually want you to suffer enough to make their forgiveness feel very expensive.
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