Funny FL

Just because you're dating in FL doesn't mean you have to be besties/dating in RL! Know the damn difference.

IM BACK! So, I've been gone for quite a while but that is no more, I'm back and I'm calling out more basic RPers. RT!

FL bitches always be calming they're literate but be tweeting like: "i no rite i can not even *le flash to park*"

Now-a-days people have a FL account but don't even RP!

I can't stand a RPer bitch who can't take rejection.

Guess who's back! That's right, I'm back in better then ever. Get ready for a lot of laughs! RT or nah? RT!

FL be like: "I love you with all my heart and we'll be together forever." *Breaks up and is in a different relationship 20 minutes later*

Nowadays every RPer calms to be "literate" or "descriptive" when half of them aren't.

If you complain about every little thing over and over again, don't be surprised when I unfollow your annoying ass.

FL bitches be too quick to jump in a relationship. Like damn, I'd rather be single then be in a fucked up relationship.

I had to use that picture of Riker from my last tweet, he looks so funny.

When I see dumb and thirsty ass bitches on my TL that I follow I be like: "Why the fuck did I even follow you?"

[Joins RP, gets married, gets a divorce, gets pregnant, has a kid, loses a baby, gets back together, breaks up, and deletes all in 3 hours]

Basic FL bitches be like: "new year, new me!<3" Me: HAHA... Bitch you still gonna be thirsty.

FL bitches be like: "New Years resolution? The norm, to get a boyfriend, like it is every year, all throughout the year."

FL people be like: "I like didn't have anyone to kiss for New Years." Me: Bitch don't complain, be happy it's a new year.

Happy New Years! #2014

I saw some tweet "RT if you want me to delete" Like are you that desperate for attention or are you naturally a dumb ass?

I hate those stupid RPers who copy other peoples account. They have the same bio, icon, & tweets. You're so unoriginal it's not even funny.

I'm back!