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My mom & dad have been LIFELONG Republicans. Both are officially switching their registration to Democrats tomorrow morning. After the acquittal yesterday, I heard my mother say (for the first time in my life), βfuck this, Iβm done with their bullshit!β
I have never been prouder
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Texas bans abortions citing fears that it would leave fewer kids to be killed in school.
The law of entropy rules: order is fleeting, chaos is absolute.
Order just doesnβt stand a chance.
My ex who cheated on me asked if I wanted to meet up for a drink. I said as long as I can buy you a Molotov Cocktail and throw it at your head then Iβm definitely in. Thatβs what I would call a βhappy hourβ
if youβre vaccinated:
the pandemic is over
no more masks
no more social distancing
time to move freely again
time to party again
time to hug everyone again
if youβre not vaccinated:
youβre a fucking moron
#vaccinated #nomoremasks #hugs #party














