FMT3050

I’m 40 this year. So here’s a point of reference for me to pin and come back to in November. Buy house in Spain. Some sort of surgery to cheat the last bit of fat loss because I’ve worked too hard to look this average. New car. Book round 2 in the Maldives. Landscape my garden. Meet some of you pricks in person. Happy 40th you fat fuck.

40 years and 1 day. Nothing hurts more yet. I’ll take it.

Y u no get ballon’s n e more. Anyway - Didn’t die, am old. Thanks for the early morning Happy Burfs boys and girls, lots of love x

Chest infection. ✅ No sleep. ✅ One last absolutely dogshit workout in my 30’s. ✅ Nunight kids x

Who the fuck Is Cal?

2 days left. 2. Until the hill is downwards. Forever. Until I die. Which is probably soon now im About to be 40. Anyone need a pick me up? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

STOP IT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 GOOOOOOOOD GOAL THAT. 😭😭😭😭😭 United are my favourite team to watch 😂

FOUR.

This is final version by the way. A whooooole ton of work left to go. But this is what it will eventually look like.

😭

I am so fucking Ill. I know everyone is ill. But im so much ill. Send nudes. Or naproxen idgaf.

Part deux. 4 to go.

An thees wuns witch am neerly abul tudoo.

New fing im allowed.

Morning kids. It’s officially the last week of my 30s. It’s been a genuine pleasure knowing you all, but I am now too old to own an internet.

I’m going to post this every fucking Sunday until I get to 5/don’t scream on 3.

WHY is my timeline filled with assholes every single time I post anything like that. I don’t mean assholes as in bad people. I mean actual assholes. Male ones. With stacks of follows from people called things like TinySubDomMonsterCock86. I fucking hate it here.

Nearly there kids. Nearly there x