🐴 DUKE 🐴 retweeted
🐴🕸️Howdy! I was approached by @MSCFUNTOYS to potentially collaborate on a VENOM HORSE TOY similar to their current selection of toys
Would that be something yall would want? I would love to hear thoughts on it.
🐴 DUKE 🐴 retweeted
Replying to @FORKEDLICK
Never trust the dog. I keep telling y’all, but nobody ever listens.
🐴 DUKE 🐴 retweeted
CW: FERAL HORSE WITH A HYPER DONG
horse n hornet [1/?]
hornet model by @darkdraketom
horse peen modely by absoflak
🐴 DUKE 🐴 retweeted
Discovering that some Pokémon have no interest in being caught, tends to be a fairly hard-earned lesson for many.. mostly because those who DO learn, don't often get to spread the word to any others.
A wise bug certainly wouldn't want to compromise such a reliable food stream!
🐴 DUKE 🐴 retweeted
So that same Poké Ball you tried catching the massive scolipede with? Turns out that even striving trainers can fit right inside of those things.. and now, you belong to the bug. He knows just where to stuff you for your troubles, too. 💢
Wonderful artwork by @SMBR33!
🐴 DUKE 🐴 retweeted
CW: Honse, vore, fart
Oh yeah, and he tends to be quite uncouth when he's in the right mood...
🐴 DUKE 🐴 retweeted
CW: Honse, vore
Looks like Marcus' butt is gonna be even more heaving soon...
(fart alt in replies)
🐴 DUKE 🐴 retweeted
Riding with my nub caged makes me feel like such a dumb subby piece of fag meat! 🤤🍖
My mind is blank & empty except for thoughts of service. Service to those better than me. Bigger. Stronger. More hung. Superior. My duty is to serve and theirs is to take everything from me 🛐
🐴 DUKE 🐴 retweeted
You used your best Poké Ball to try catching a large scolipede, and it somehow completely backfired on you. You'll probably be spending a lot of time trying to figure out where you went wrong, but it won't change the outcome of things.
You're mine, fail-trainer. 💖💸
🐴 DUKE 🐴 retweeted
If there were ever such a thing as 'poison' smell, it'd be strongly tied to a scolipede.
We wear it with pride, like shoveling barrels' worth of musk down your lungs until you're rendered drunk on our atmopshere, prime condition for eternal servitude. 💞
🐴 DUKE 🐴 retweeted
As soon as @NathFindom took his first dive into that sloppy hole there was no going back, each time he came back to @FORKEDLICK's hot donut he felt more of himself disappearing more and more until...
he was nothing but an empty husk, oh well 🍩🐎🐺
🐴 DUKE 🐴 retweeted
Yeah, we reek pretty fiercely, and aren't afraid of sharing that atmosphere with you. Take it in for all it's worth, it's disrespectful to reject a bug's 'gift'. ❤️
🐴 DUKE 🐴 retweeted
I ended up getting a little too friendly with @FORKEDLICK.. and well, here I am now.
Just waiting to be reduced to a wasted load in the grass, not coming back! 😵💫💞





























