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Look, we'd love to NOT kill all of the Jedi, we really would, but it's the LAW and everyone knows the Emperor can't arbitrarily change a law he's arbitrarily made... unless he really wants to. Which he doesn't.
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Remembering the day Darth Vader broke down on the Forth Road Bridge
#MayTheForthBeWithYou #MayTheFourthBeWithYou #StarWarsDay
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Yes, blowing up Alderaan was probably awful BUT have you heard the mean jokes this leftist comedian made about Darth Vader? #Disgrace
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ugh i hate this picture
it doesnt even get my good side
the dark side
#OldHeadshotDay
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Replying to @MarkHamill
For the last time, Leader Snoke was killed by the Jedi girl alone! There was NO COLLUSION in any PHONY HUT INVESTIGATION.
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Replying to @kumailn
I agree with Sean Hannity. What part of I tripped and fell unconscious while the girl Rey killed Snoke and 8 guards by herself is so hard to understand?
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Of course I support #womenintech. You think that idiot Han Solo bypassed the compressor?
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I am pleased to announce that, effective 4/9/18, I, @KyloIsSad will be the new Supreme Leader. I am very thankful for the service of Leader Snoke who has done an outstanding job & will always remain my real dad. There will be no official contact handover, because he's dead.
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THE SENATE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE HAS, AFTER A 14 MONTH LONG IN-DEPTH INVESTIGATION, FOUND NO EVIDENCE OF COLLUSION OR COORDINATION BETWEEN THE PALPATINE CAMPAIGN AND THE SITH TO INFLUENCE THE 2016 IMPERIAL ELECTION.
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Due to the tilt of the planet Mustafar's axis it appeared Obi-Wan had The High Ground, but with further investigation I had The High Ground in terms of being closer to the top of the planet. I gave it away by jumping over him. Therefore, I had The High Ground.














