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In my dreams my FPL players get points

Joined November 2024
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It’s ALMOST like United haven’t invested in their defence in a while…
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Replying to @TMZ
Years of work and somehow the truth is what she can’t swallow 🤦🏻‍♂️
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BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Republican Senator Ron Johnson just went on Fox News and admitted there is RAMPANT corruption within the Trump Administration. Every American needs to see this.
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Ezri Konsa is 29 and has been playing in the Premier League for years. It's crazy that no Big Six club showed enough ambition to go after him before Arsenal did. With Saliba yet to feature this season, Konsa has been instrumental in keeping Arsenal's defence rock solid alongside Gabriel Magalhães. He's been world-class, impeccable and one of the best defenders in the world this season. An absolute unsung hero.
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Sensational viewing 😂😂😂😂
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Tired of people comparing Thierno Barry with Haaland and Mbappe. Let’s just enjoy them all whilst we can.
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The average Thierno Barry goal:
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As I have been saying, can’t believe Barry captain was barely considered by most content creators… annoyed at myself for not backing him 🤦‍♂️
Replying to @pig_fpl
Honestly think it’s a great decision. Don’t know why Barry hasn’t been considered by more… inevitable hatrick incoming tonight
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It’s happening…
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Terrible start to the season but team is finally starting to look somewhat reasonable. Only 1FT. Tempted to do Egan to Silva but the sensible thing to do would roll into the IB… 😬
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Jesus. What an incredibly insane thing to say… what World are we living in 😭
Time for President Trump to deal with Iran once and for all. Just do it. Nothing to lose now. Finish the job. @POTUS
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yo i'm crying man this is the best time to be on twitter
Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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Texas & Georgia turning into blue states.
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Not to be a massive boomer … but it’s actually kinda insane that in the UK we’ve just accepted teenagers/ men going around in public wearing balaclavas as a normal thing
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Literally
The world waits as the US sits an IQ test.
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شوفوا ترشيحات هدف الشهر لديسمبر 2006 😳🔥
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Me pretending to be a make wish kid to meet Diogo Dalot
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Remarkable how I've only just seen Lewis Hall trying to drag the injured Harrison Armstrong up off the floor at the end of last night's game. I thought a player doing something like this warranted days worth of analysis, coverage and criticism.........
Jacob Ramsey sees red after coming on as a second-half substitute 🟥
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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🚨🚨| Manchester United signed Mason Mount from Chelsea for £60M in 2023, despite him having just 12 months left on his contract and coming off an injury-hit season. 🔴😳 Since joining the club, Mount has started and completed just THREE Premier League matches.
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