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#FFXIV character gets PKed
#OSRS and #FF14 crossover shitpost. Inspired by @GreenDragonBot and their many bangers.
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A thousand candlelit boats in the night solemnly hold their vibecoded games, seeking political asylum in the Epic Games Store, praying to escape Steam's tyrannical "do you use AI" label wielded by consumers.
Some hope to reunite with survivors of the "does this have DRM" label
Replying to @mattworkman
Forcing developers to write a political statement to be used against them by the hate mob they’re helping organize is abhorrent.
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Amanda Seyfried is not morally culpable for Holmes' terrible reputation. Seyfried was in a TV show, based on Holmes' crimes. She has nothing to feel bad for.
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What's crazy about Piker is the longer you're aware of his existence, the more you realize he lies about everything. Everything. Every topic, every conversation. He is the most fantastically dishonest person I've ever been aware of. It's fucking relentless.
Hasan explains the Ethan Klein situation to congress candidate Angela Torres
"Spent the last 3 years defending Israel's gen*cide while simultaneously attacking all of Israel's critics..imploded his business..he has come after virtually every single person that is on the internet that has been defending Palestinians..while simultaneously claiming that he's an ardent supporter of Palestinians..trying to smear..frivolous litigation..he's the horrible monster"
Yeah it’s ideal that your financiers are immediately saying “yeah yeah nothing is signed yet” over your $40 billion deal
Elon Musk has claimed that SpaceX closed a $40 billion debt deal to pay for the chips it needs to fuel its AI ambitions.
However, people familiar with the matter said the parties were still engaged in pricing discussions as of Sunday and the deal had not yet closed. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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For those of you who thought the visit from a Bedford Borough Council official to investigate our daughter Zoe’s (age 12) pretend teddy bear cafe was too ridiculous to be real, here is the arrival of official. This is totally legit. She really did show up at our property to investigate the illegal teddy bears having their coffee🧸🧸☕️☕️
I saw some people on here asking if the new Cyberpunk 2077 2.5 update brings PS5 Pro's ray traced reflections up to par with PC, since the patch notes mention improvements to ray tracing & PS5 Pro. The answer is - no, it does not.
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The idea that Amanda Seyfried owes Holmes an apology for portraying her in a miniseries is asinine, especially coupled with the fact that Holmes has never once been sorry about her own actions (including driving a person to suicide!) and still believes her own bullshit
I think Nathan Fielder did a really good job with You Can See Everything. Especially in showing how unwilling Amanda Seyfried was to acknowledge her own role in potentially harming another person. He had everyone looking at one another and questioning everyone else’s intentions, while seemingly being completely unwilling to examine their own behavior. I thought Amanda’s resistance to doing that was especially revealing
I also obviously think Billy is terrible. I think he’s cruel and exploitative. I’ve seen Elizabeth’s tweets for years and thought they were her. Finding out they’re his was jarring and sad.
But as much as I dislike Billy, I think he made a very good point. Why would he care what Amanda thinks? She’s an actress who has profited from portraying his wife as a bizarre and dishonest and manipulative freak to an audience that is largely voyeuristic, incredibly binary in their moral thinking, and seemingly unable to separate fiction from reality
I don’t think that Amanda needed to defend Elizabeth or excuse anything she’s done but I do think it’s bizarre how unwilling she seemed to consider that she might have contributed to another person’s suffering
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Dude got tilted by Valve making Steam faster in a routine update when they tried to celebrate being faster than them when a vibe coded launcher.
This shit is so petty lol.
Tim Sweeney is criticizing Valve again over Steam’s requirement for developers to disclose their use of generative AI.
The Epic Games CEO called the policy “abhorrent,” arguing that developers are being forced to make a “political statement” that could be used against them by a “hate mob.”
Sweeney has been criticizing the policy since 2025, previously comparing the disclosure to a “Scarlet Letter” and arguing that AI will eventually be part of almost every game production process.
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People don’t realize it, but only the US truly holds freedom of speech sacred.
Just in: France's Prime Minister asked telecom companies to prepare to block social media platforms. "I wish to have the ability to temporarily suspend access to these services in case of a repeat of urban violence," he wrote. @blast news broke the story.
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Be a small town politician.
A child puts bunny ears on your photo and comments on how you dress.
So mad you report it to the police.
Cops show up at the child's house.
Causes international outrage.
Now the bunny pic is in the New York Post.
And your Google results are just rabbit ears forever.
A UK teen made fun of a local politician. Then police showed up at his door. trib.al/0DnnRkr
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Replying to @GegiTheGreat
You claim it's democratizing art, when in reality it's the opposite. Craft and knowledge is being centralized by conglomerates. They're selling you the sum of everyone else's craft and knowledge. If a new creative never takes the time to learn, they'll become dependent on corpos.
People say Super Mario 64 aged better than Sunshine, and use the pachinko + poison river levels as their reasoning.
We're not about to forget about Wet Dry World, Rainbow Ride, Tick Tock Clock, and Super Mario 64's other janky-ass levels, are we?
I know most of my mutuals prefer physical for Switch like I do, but this is a steal for this. If you want to play this game (and you should), go for it.
Xenoblade Chronicles 2 + Expansion Pass DLC Bundle (Switch Digital) is $39.94 at Walmart buff.ly/JYDnyHp #ad
If you get a cancellation, that's Walmart likely thinking it's a fraud order. Try again via site/app or try changing payment method
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Ethan Klein cheating on his wife does not retroactively make all those things he said about you untrue.







































