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Sad Guy With a Beard

@FSpageddy

I like carbs and artificial sweeteners. https://teapawt.net/t.co/N1rpnY8YpT

Joined February 2020
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WTF is wrong with Georgia's 14th district
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@TheOnion8 Nov 2022
Nervous Voter Totally Blanks On American Values While Looking At Ballot bit.ly/3UxuZ6j
Woman at voting booth staring into space.

ALT Woman at voting booth staring into space.

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I don't really care about Kid Rock's or Oprah Winfrey's opinions about anything.
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I'm glad my name isn't Phil Oz. Because if my name was Phil Oz, I would probably remind people of both Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil.
A lot of people are saying that Sean Hannity doesn't know how to use a gas grill.
I'm old enough to remember when they said Obama was worst president ever. And now #BidenWorstPresidentEver is trending. These people never read "The Little Boy who Cried 'Worst President Ever'"
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Anthony Kiedis is apparently 60 today. I think it's time to retire.
How long has he actually been dead? And how long has Donald Trump Jr been disguised as him and who is now disguised as Donald Trump Jr? #TrumpIsDead
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A co-worker just enthusiastically told me about Blink-182 reuniting. And because I'm polite, I acted like I cared.
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I don't care what Lauren Boebert says, lesbian dance theory has a lot of value. tiktok.com/t/ZTRu4eDG5/
I think if Caligula and I were alive at the same time and met in real life, I probably wouldn't like him.
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Is there an award for "dumbest person with a PhD?" Because it should be Jordan Peterson.
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All of a sudden it's my dream to be in the studio audience for a taping of Jerry Springer, and yell "Zoinks!!" really loud any time something shocking happens.
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Okay nevermind. I just found out the show ended 4 years ago. But I would still like to yell "zoinks" from a studio audience. Maybe in an infomercial or something.
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Whenever I go to a museum or any building with cultural or historical significance, I'm always the most intrigued by the staircases, hallways, and security checkpoints. #January6thHearings
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It sounds like the true #EzraMiller is very similar to the character he played in We Need to Talk About Kevin.
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I don't care about the queen nor do I care about Johnny Depp.. not that anyone cares..
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Watching The Office and I think @creedbratton deserves a spinoff.
All my tiktok followers ever want me to do is fart.
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