I recall the post below criticizing @theunipcs for hard-shilling $PONS, a one day old launchpad It was trading at around $6 million MCAP at the time Today it's trading at $540 million I wish I bought Bonk Guy was right 📌

Prediction: @tontheneko will take the $PILL Soon 📌

Just got paid $44 in callout rewards by @Pumpfun! What kind of black magic is this? I only have 32 followers! I think it's time to start paying attention to PumpFun callout rewards whether you've got a large following or not Sign up with my referral link for good luck 🍀 [pump.fun/u/ftpager] Code: ftpager 📌

Protocol/Token Review Update: $BORDR AKA: The $HOOKED Killer MCAP: $420K From an ATH of $9.4M → $420K in just 12 days! In my last review I said: "the valuation reflects speculative future adoption rather than real revenue or launchpad activity." Launchpad activity, adoption, and revenue metrics did not improve So here we are... Speed-running to zero 📌

Token/Protocol Review: $LAUNCH MCAP: $3.2M Launch is built on StonkFun and features block 0 protection, duplicate ticker restriction, and a buyback & burn flywheel Top 3 Tokens by MCAP: → $LAUNCHCAT: $157K → $INU: $69K → $HCNUAL: $52K It's really just another launchpad trying to capitalize on the recent wave of PumpFun hate I'm not a fan of PumpFun But we're tired of fee-farms masquerading as "PumpFun Killers" 📌

PumpFun has not had an original idea since the bonding curve token pipeline Now they just wait for @fomo to do something new, copy it, then throw bucket loads of money at it Competition laws exist for a reason @seyong, FOMO has an actionable cause of action against PumpFun on so many levels Sue them 📌

99.9% of PumpFun haters would absolutely take a PumpFun deal if offered The only verifiable exceptions are @WhiteWhaleLabs & @theunipcs who rejected very lucrative offers from PumpFun and publicly called out their bad practices Most PumpFun antagonists either don't have the financial backbone to reject a PumpFun deal, or in the case of @LexaproTrader, don't have the moral high ground to be taken seriously This guy was one of the most notorious on-chain r4pists on PumpFun before apparently "turning coat" Nobody takes him seriously The block is a badge of honor 📌

There's no way to DCA out of memecoins with size without being front-run So unless selling directly into volume, there's no choice but to dump in a single clip Slippage beats being front-run by other sellers — $AI MCAP: $55M 📌

Based on @FabianoSolana's reconstructed timeline of the $Kimchi (Project Kimchi) rug, here's what I think happened: → This was most likely a planned marketing campaign gone wrong → The QR code was most likely supposed to link to Kimchi's PumpFun profile to promote it → But someone on Kimchi's "Team" (or Kimchi himself) changed the QR code to one that links to the rug → Kimchi then posted the image with the altered QR code (I don't think he was hacked) → Alon then reposted Kimchi's post as part of the marketing campaign → Alon realized the error (from reading the comments) and removed his repost → Kimchi "realized" the error (also from reading the comments) and deletes the post → Alon is furious and lashes out at Kimchi in private DM/Call → Kimchi's ego is bruised so he terminates the PumpFun partnership, deletes all PumpFun related posts, and removes PumpFun from his Bio → I don't expect Alon to say anything about this lapse of judgement. He usually keeps quiet in crisis and refuses to take responsibility for anything → Kimchi may/may not comment about it. He's a kid (not a particularly bright one) who got lucky → He is probably in breach of the partnership agreement with PumpFun, but clueless about the legal implications → I expect a childish emotional outburst from him at some point, or he may just stick his head in the sand like Alon → This is a tale of two crypto-rich cowards → One is a child who got lucky. The other is the greedy founder of a notoriously destructive unregulated casino What did we expect? 🤷‍♂️📌

"The conman’s greatest trick is the illusion of wealth" — $Kimchi

Bubblemaps can't believe that @kimchi1x has a higher market cap than their token, $BMT 😭

I still prefer @fomo even though @seyong won’t give me a badge 😭

Not sure why everyone is fixated on verifying whether @kimchi1x made $40M on $Trump The fact is that he made life-changing money, and actually changed his life with it That's all that matters 📌

Protocol/Token Review: $ZC (ZipCoin) MCAP: $0 From $39M to $0 in 18 days That's the problem with project tokens They rely on the commitment of a single person or team to stay alive. Once the dev or team quits, the token goes straight to ZERO Never trust a project The product is the market cap 📌

The market is tired of launchpads $EMBER: $46M - $1.8M in 49 days -97% 🩸 $HOOKED: $16.3M - $450K in 26 days -97% 🩸 $Agency: $30M - $550K in 25 days -98% 🩸 $GO: $10M - $128K in 27 days -99% 🩸 They were valued based on gimmicks and temporary post-launch volume spikes But the product is the MCAP Bad MCAP = Bad Product That's the truth 📌

Protocol/Token Review Update: $HOOKED From an ATH of $16.3M to $593K in just 18 days! This👇chart looks bundled and farmed "But tech works and team is active" Just makes it a slow rug Unless proven otherwise 📌

New multichain launchpad introducing simultaneous token launches across Solana, Robinhood, Base, BSC, and ETH solana:JAFqCQSpy5YinrsmixWSMaD7jTn4MytJRkyWvYPnY6ea: MCAP $6.5M Watching 👁️ 👁️

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Token Review: $KIMCHI Moniker: Aura Final Boss Age: 2.5 hours FDV: $35 Million MCAP: $10.3 Million $KIMCHI is based on the persona of memecoin celebrity, @kimchi1x who just secured a partnership with @Pumpfun to help: "set the creative direction that will pave us on the path to a 100x larger ecosystem" — @a1lon9 Tokenomics: ↳ 75% of the supply → Kimchi ↳ 100% of creator fees → Kimichi Metrics: → 7,112 holders → $300K Liquidity Pool ($KIMCHI + SOL) The Narrative: Kimchi reportedly made ~$40M from memecoins in 2024, with his largest trade identified as $TRUMP $KIMCHI is currently trading at $35M FDV ($10.3M MCAP) solely based on the attention spike resulting from the PumpFun partnership announcement An acknowledgement of the token by Kimchi is a possible/likely catalyst, but beyond that... There are no fundamentals I love you 📌

Protocol/Token Review: $WOLFPACK Market Cap: $1.27M What it is: → $WOLFPACK is a memecoin paired with $hXMAX, a synthetic stock token minted by HookeProtocol-(@)hookefun What is HookeProtocol: → It is a synthetic stock price tracker. They essentially mint hTokens that track the price of quoted stocks, then seed liquidity → hToken's price peg is maintained by dynamic 2–4% Uniswap V4 fees that penalizes deviation from the price oracle Their first synthetic stock: → $hXMAX which tracks the price of $XMAX (XMax Inc.). They seeded the $hXMAX Liquidity Pool with $5M USDG, time-locked for 21 days (more on this later) → They probably chose $XMAX as their first synthetic stock token because it's a small-cap stock, and the real tokenized stock is not available on Robinhood → So they control all liquidity for $hXMAX / $XMAX on Robinhood Fees: → $WOLFPACK is currently the only token driving volume to the $hXMAX/USDG liquidity pool, so it is currently the sole source of fees for HookeProtocol Buybacks: → HookeProtocol undertook to use the fees generated from the $hXMAX/USDG Liquidity Pool to buyback $WOLFPACK → However, instead of just buying back $WOLFPACK as promised, they used 95% of those fees to buy real $XMAX bStock on Binance 😂 (x.com/hookefun/status/211082…) Red Flags 🚩 → $hXMAX is a synthetic token, NOT a tokenized stock. It is notionally WORTHLESS → $hXMAX is NOT backed by anything but the words of anonymous Devs and the time-locked Liquidity Pool they control → They bought the real $XMAX bStock on Binance, NOT $hXMAX, their notionally worthless synthetic price-tracker 😂 → The $hXMAX custom "hook" that controls fee extraction and pool interaction is closed-source and unverified → A vulnerability in the custom hook could potentially allow extraction of all USDG in the time-locked Liquidity Pool before expiry → Even if the Liquidity Pool is not compromised before the time-lock expires, the $5M USDG in it is theirs to collect once it expires → Both $hXMAX and $WOLFPACK are dependent on the liquidity in the time-locked pool. If that liquidity is removed (after unlock or via a hook vulnerability), both tokens will instantly crash to ZERO Conclusion: → Red Alert 🚨 Very High Rug Risk ⚠️ → Synthetic stock tokenization is not a new concept. They've been done in various forms in the past and all failed because without credible liquidity, THEY ARE WORTHLESS → In its current form HookeProtocol is just a maximum fee extraction platform with trading volume solely driven by $WOLFPACK Tagging @XmaxGlobal (XMAX Inc.) because they interacted with something they obviously do not understand DYOR Stay safe out there 📌

Gm @cz_binance...