My dudes! My dudes!! My sister needs help! Retweet, give what you can, be a pal! Please. gofund.me/6fa1160f1

I’m bored of Twitter. Not getting any real engagement, not selling any books and the whole thing is starting to feel pointless. So…bye.

Dear Everyone Criticizing Nolan’s Odyssey For Being “Inaccurate,” IIIIIIIIIT’S AAAAAAAAA MYYYYYYYYYYTH!!!! Love n’ kisses, Reality

🎼 Oh, why am I seeing So many ads 🎶 🎵 For the congressional race Innnnnnnnnn…Kansas? Seriously, why? I live in Indiana. Algorithm’s on the blink again.

I don’t have them and I don’t really know how to get them.

Hey, um, @NYCMayor Mamdani? Can you…can you be in charge of all of America? Pretty please? I’m not even that fussed about doing an election. I’d be open to some kind of coup d’état. Not like the current guy is respecting the constitution, right? (Seriously, save us all)

Ya know, it’s not until the water gets shut off in your apartment complex that you realize just how often you use water.

Hey, you know in the future how we’re all gonna be really happy to read about Whatsisface dying? Won’t that be great? #ReverseNostalgia #JustDieAlready #YouKnowWhoIMean

I’ve not had any Coke all day and I feel like I’m going to die in about twenty minutes.

Good. #FuckOffElon

“When is someone gonna make a movie with Johnny Depp as Scrooge?”—Literally No One Ever In The Whole World Forever Ever

Everybody stop what you’re doing and go buy some of these! They’re so flippin’ good!! @TonysChocoUS

People are talking a lot about reading Marx lately. Well, I have also read Marx. (I’ve read ‘The Groucho Letters’ too) #Marx

A bunch of my coworkers were bitching about management and some new policies at work and one of them said, “If enough of us stood up to her [our manager], we’d be able to change things.” And I’m like…that’s a union. You’re describing a labor union. #WorkersUnite

Do me (and yourself) a solid and order one (or more) of my books. They are hecka good, cheap-as-free and I badly need to sell some. So check ‘em out, why not? lulu.com/search?sortBy=RELEV…

This novel can’t decide if it wants to be a mystery, a spy thriller or a romantic comedy. But, whatever it is, it’s good. lulu.com/shop/templeton-moss…

A book of “fairy tale mashups” for kids of all ages (except 83 1/2). lulu.com/shop/templeton-moss…

An #LGBTQIA+ romcom with a touch of farce. A real “feel good” read. lulu.com/shop/templeton-moss…

All the short stories (and a few poems) that I’ve had published over the past few years. lulu.com/shop/templeton-moss…

A book of silly children’s poems by me! Source: Lulu share.google/E7Peo0RQ0adXcE8…

A mystery novel inspired by #SherlockHolmes. lulu.com/shop/templeton-moss…