epic cat looking galaxy glasses

stomach hurts so bad I had to fold my shirt

farted while pissing and i thought i blew a head gasket from how much pressure i lost

i think bassvictim's album "forever" is a 10/10 just because of lil maria

i had a crush on the progressive insurance box as a kid and now every time i go to the store and see a box of cereal i shoot ropes through my pants that could rip a hole through a cinderblock wall

buying rabb.it and bringing it back up and then killing myself

My brain is code rotted

Shaved my bush and I had to downsize my boxers

quenched my 1st

putting my balls on the walmart tap to scan at the self checkout to see if it works

micro penis for micro vagina

Claude fucked my wife and she gave birth to an ipod touch

Sorry your son died. Here's this 3d printed reddit gold to lift your spirits

boobs with the blue vein in them or 5 dollars

do yall fw the skin

Ate 47 keeps tablets at once and now my ass hair looks like a viking's beard

my friend has a plug and he exclusively communicates on kik

with the McRib coming back, don't be surprised when your neighbor's kids go missing

took 5 expired 70mg vyvanse i found in my cabnets and now i have to wear a cone around my neck cause it gave me the ability to self suck myself

your therapist and the stripper you keep throwing 1s at care about you the same amount