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those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand

Joined March 2010
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Rune Bjerke retweeted
NFF nekter å møte NSA i debatt! I dag inviterte dax18 både NSA og NFF til debatt om tribunefasiliteter. Bakgrunnen var gårsdagens hendelse i Tromsø, men vinklingen var på at NFF lager et regelverk de ikke håndhever full ut selv. Her er noe av det vi ville sagt i debatten:
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Må ikke glemmes: snart tre år siden Dagbladets egen Sherlock Holmes gikk all in på togstasjon-sporet. Det skulle ikke lykkes.
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Rune Bjerke retweeted
📣 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT I FORMALLY ANNOUNCE MY CANDIDACY FOR THE FIFA PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION — 18 MARCH 2027 RABAT, MOROCCO FOOTBALL BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE — NOT TO THOSE WHO CONTROL IT. Football stands at a defining crossroads. The decisions we make today will shape the future of our beautiful game for generations to come. WE DECLARE ZERO TOLERANCE for leadership that has humiliated the passion of five billion football fans around the world and insulted the dignity, dedication and integrity of the millions of people who devote their lives to our beautiful game. Football belongs to its people. Their passion deserves respect, their voices deserve to be heard, and their contributions deserve recognition — never humiliation, intimidation or contempt. After more than a decade of preparation, I formally announce my candidacy for the Presidency of FIFA in 2027. Alongside me stands my Hungarian wife and First Lady, Claudia — a pioneer with over 25 years of experience in professional men s football. Together, we share an unwavering commitment to restoring trust, reforming governance and reuniting the global football family. I bring the mentality of a player, the discipline of a defender and decades of experience from the pitch to the boardroom. I defended my team on the field. Now I am ready to defend football itself — its integrity, its people and its future. My candidacy is not driven by personal ambition, power or privilege. It is driven by responsibility, conviction and a profound love for the game that has given me everything. I AM NOT STANDING TO CONTINUE THE WAR. I AM STANDING TO END IT. No individual is greater than football. No institution should ever place itself above the game. This is not merely an announcement of candidacy. It is a call for fundamental change, a commitment to reconciliation and a vision for a new era of world football. I invite every member association, player, coach, referee and supporter across the world to read my full official presidential announcement attached below. 👇 Read it. Reflect on it. Challenge its ideas. Above all, join the conversation about the future of the game we all love. Ramon Vega Candidate for the Presidency of FIFA 2027 @BBCSport @bbc5live @BBCAfrica @bbcnewsjapan @BBCBreaking @SkySportsNews @AP @ReutersSports @afpfr @Reuters @cnni @AFP @EFEnoticias @EFEdeportes @cplussportafr @dpa @MTIhivatalos @MirrorFootball @johncrossmirror @danroan @RobHarris @jijicom_ent @tassagency_en @euronews @guardian @business @nytimes @FOXSports @SaudiPressNews @Gazzetta_it @CorSport @diarioas @marca @arabnews @elpais_deportes @News24Aust @snewsafrica @mog_russEN @AsianetNewsML @API_official @FansEurope @bbcsportmark @UEFA @theafcdotcom @CAF_Online @Concacaf @OFCfootball
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Rune Bjerke retweeted
Neste runde i NM er trukket, og vi fikk hjemmekamp mot Aalesund i 4. runde. Kampen spilles en eller annen gang i 2027 eller 2028.
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Rune Bjerke retweeted
De skal ikke gå alene🌹 Paul Thomas døde altfor tidlig. Mange kjente ham ikke personlig, men de har hørt på ham, lært av ham og ledd med ham. Nå vil vi gi noe tilbake til de han var mest glad i: kona Ellen og datteren. Alle bidrag hjelper. Del gjerne. spleis.no/project/521859
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Rune Bjerke retweeted
Når "Betydningen er lokal" blir lagt fram som en svakhet må det være lov å stille spørsmål ved om noen har mista seg sjæl på veien.
Replying to @gardlm
Mens merkevarekonsulentene fra Sofienberggaten mener det er en svakhet for navnet Stormyra Stadion at det peker på historien. Jesus for noe historieløst, identitetsløst svada fra Anti
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Sikkert prega av å ha tapt et par kampa på rad her. Men fy faen for et shitshow norsk fotball er. Og i desember skal den 100% rettferdige ligaen avgjerast på snø. Lykke til!
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Rune Bjerke retweeted
Andre runde i cupen ble spilt over tre uker med seks forskjellige kampdatoer. Nå er det klart at tredje runde skal spilles over fire måneder og avsluttes i februar 2027. Det betyr også at de to nevnte klubbene kan spille cuprunden med en annen stall sammensetning enn konkurrentene i samme turnering siden overgangsvinduet åpner igjen i januar. Når VAR sin videre skjebne skal avgjøres, så kan det være greit å huske på at helt ordinære fotballsupportere gjorde bedre vurderinger enn NFF, Hangeland utvalget og Kjetil Knutsen klarte, både hver for seg og i felleskap i denne saken.
Hahaha, rå denne revitaliseringen av cupen!
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Att sälja Vuskovic och köpa van Hecke är som att sälja Harry Kane och köpa Dominic Solanke eller som att sälja Heung Min-Son och köpa Randal Kolo Muani eller som att sälja Dimitar Berbatov och köpa Frazier Campbell eller som att sälja Moussa Démbéle och köpa Moussa Sissoko
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Bloke spends his life eating raw meat and looking directly into the sun for health benefits and he was nearly just written off by Fred Flintstone’s car while warming up.
🤯 Andros Townsend has been involved in an unfortunate accident while warming up for PT Prachup before their Thai Premier League game vs. Pattani. He didn't get badly injured but was on the bench and played just 1 minute in their 3-0 win.
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Rune Bjerke retweeted
Hvem er mesterhjernen i Vifs trenerapparat som sparka en bunke papirer utover banen og skulle ta kampen med hjemmesupporterne? 😅
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Rune Bjerke retweeted
Kan du gi meg et eksempel på å snakke rett fra levra?
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Fryktelige forhold. Her kan ikke de yngre i Kamma finne på å spille ball. Alle mann til Briskeby.
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Rune Bjerke retweeted
🇦🇱💰Dinamo Tirana president Ardian Bardhi walked into the locker room with a bag of cash and started throwing bills after reaching the Conference League play-offs. Safe to say the dressing room went ABSOLUTELY WILD! 😅
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Rune Bjerke retweeted
Frispark mot Lillestrøm og Gustav Nyheim. Hilsen norsk eliteseriedommer.
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Rune Bjerke retweeted
"...men det de oppe ikke visste var at vi andre satt i kjelleren og sorterte bønner og linser og fulgte med på alt de gjorde på en tv-skjerm."
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Rune Bjerke retweeted
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham says he would ban VAR if he had the power "You can't celebrate a goal because you think someone, somewhere in an industrial unit is going to rule it out"
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Rune Bjerke retweeted
Selling Cuti Romero for £25.7m and signing Jan Paul van Hecke as his replacement for £52m is one of the worse pieces of transfer business in this club’s history. 💰 Signing half the player, for double the price. 💵 If you’re happy, you’re blinded by ‘shiny new toy syndrome’.
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Rune Bjerke retweeted
Vidrigt att det ska vara så dyrt för en barnfamilj med en heldag i nöjesparker.
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Rune Bjerke retweeted
Steve Bruce seeing the Newcastle managers role is now available
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