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Can't be the only person who used my calculator for 5x7 in the #EdexcelMaths paper
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when you finally accept that you will never find p or q #EdexcelMaths
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That tragic moment when you had to tell Levi one ribbon wouldn't be enough for her 7 inch cake #EdexcelMaths
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So happy to announce @HaileeSteinfeld and I are expecting our first.
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*gets seen with someone of the opposite gender* *is now married to them with 3 kids and a dog named scrappy with only 3 legs*
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TODAY'S THE DAY! Book launch party & I get to show my family the book for the first time! (They've not been allowed to go to Waterstones).
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@stephenfry What. You marry and there's no day off for the public? We demand a Fry-Day!!
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Loki! The gem in his sceptre is the mind stone, right? #AvengersAssemble
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People who leave the empty After Eights wrappers in the After Eights box will be swiftly escorted out of all Christmas Day celebrations.
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My Christmas Day in emojis… 🎅🌅👶🎄🎁👪🐔🍗🍫🍬🍭🍰🎂🍦🍮🍩🍪🍫🍬🍰🎂🍭🍬🍫🍪🍩📺🍷📺🍷📺🍷📺🍷📺🍷📺🍷📺🍬🍫🍬🍫🍬🍷🍬🍫🍰🍭🍷🐱😴🌜💤👶💩 …yours?
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MT @OfficerSteel: #ISupportFirefighters From young to old We inspire, prevent & protect! teapawt.net/OfficerSteel/status/54…
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here's @AmazingPhil looking blue (da be de) (that song's not in the video) nice photobomb @doddleoddle #YouTubeRewind
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I need to invent a product that transports chocolate oranges from any given location, directly to my mouth, without me having to move.
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#BrianPern, lead singer of prog-rock band Thotch, returns tonight in a new series of Brian Pern: A Life in Rock, 10pm
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Thanks everyone for the amazing support. Our single ‘Honest’ is available to pre-order on iTunes now teapawt.net/cards/18ce…

























