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Faith Lewis

@FaithLewis11

29. ⚢ Haleigh💋

 Sandy Springs, GA
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Joined January 2012
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the same but not #LGBTQoftwitter – at Sandy Springs, GA
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Warzone is the Salty Spitoon and Fortnite is Super Weenie Hut Juniors. I will not elaborate #BO6 #Warzone #Fortnite #spongebob
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I just told my wife “I don’t have any pictures of me as a newborn.” She responds. “Well yeah you were in rehab, they don’t allow phones in there.”
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I sent my wife a video of a partner clogging their in laws toilet and asking for help. She had the NERVE to look at me and say “you sent this to me as if you have a parent’s toilets I can clog” EXCUSE ME !???
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My wife asked me “if I asked, would you go get me another bag of Cheetos..,I’m having Braxton Hicks” while in bed. She’s not pregnant, just on day 1 of her period. She then finished the bag she was not done eating and said “never mind. I’m full”.
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Watched this probably 15 times, what is that 😅 season 30 ep 4 @GhostAdventures @Zak_Bagans @AaronGoodwin
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Do you ever blink so hard you can hear it
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What can I say, I love her 😩
Haleigh Parrish (@Hales_Whales) profile pictureHaleigh Parrish@Hales_Whales1 Jun 2025
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@FaithLewis11 is the biggest @cher fan so we just played Cher-Roulette with her music library to see how many songs she could name just hearing the beginning. She’s very quick with it
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Slim Jim’s and Hot Fries hate to see me comin
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ALL FOR AN $18 TOTAL RETURN
Haleigh Parrish (@Hales_Whales) profile pictureHaleigh Parrish@Hales_Whales15 Apr 2025
I need TurboTax to send me 57 different codes to confirm it’s me logging in to file my taxes, but the government is out here texting war plans in a group chat? Yeah that checks out
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We’re here We’re we We’re queer Here fuck We fuck We’re shit Shit up Queer up
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SoCharlie (@socalledcharlie) profile pictureSoCharlie@socalledcharlie1 Apr 2025
Yeah!!
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“Do the scary thing first and get scared later”
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I’ve watched my wife play Madden for so long, that during the 2-PT ATT of this Cheifs V Bills game, I whispered “just press triangle”
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Arte urbano… Simplemente magnifico! teapawt.net/froggyups/status/18514…
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I’ll never forget the time I got stopped by TSA coming from LA because my bag was flagged for unknown items. This “unknown items” were the cremated remains of my mother and uncle. The look on their faces will forever be priceless 🤌🏼
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“I did not have sex with a pornstar” is the new “I did not have sex with that woman” of this generation
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Ya know the question what food/drink you want from a fictional movie/tv show? My top 2 would be: 1- The hot chocolate that the elf makes in Santa Claus 2- The crawfish that Scooby-doo and Shaggy eats in the back of the van in Zombie Island
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I need the word homophobia to resonate the way an ACTUAL phobia does. I need to walk in a room and hear someone scream because they are actually afraid of my presence. Afraid of my existence. I need them to fear me genuinely.
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He said “now wait a damn minute, scoot over”
Haleigh Parrish (@Hales_Whales) profile pictureHaleigh Parrish@Hales_Whales23 May 2024
Finally was cuddling on the couch with Faith without Ben between us. The second I tried to acknowledge to her that I love him cuddling with us but I’m enjoying spending time together, THE SECOND I SAID A WORD, Benji got up on the couch and plopped on me between us 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Some friends of mine have rescued a wonderful cat in need of some medical procedures, and they’re asking for any help in covering the cost in order to properly rehome him as they cannot keep him! Please see this link and donate what you can ❤️ gofundme.com/f/vet-bills-for… #catrescue
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