An Malaysian comedian that does comms work, PR and am very into motorsports. DMs are open for whatever. 🍉🍉
Kuala Lumpur Federal Territory
Joined April 2012
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2017 Vs 2023
It's insane how much proper diet, training and discipline can achieve with the fact that lockdowns caused me to eat more than I ever had.
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"Carrick was right" 🔴👏
Bruno Fernandes gave an open, honest assessment after United's 3-2 win over Roma 🗣️
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I'm ready
A #UCL night at Old Trafford awaits 🏟️✨
ALT Ayden Heaven features on the matchday graphic for United v Roma at Old Trafford in the Champions League on Tuesday 3 November (20:00 GMT).
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
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I want carrick to show what manchurian fists feel like to that rat fuck
🚨💣 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚:
Michael Carrick and Bruno Fernandes nearly got into a physical fight in front of Manchester United players after a heated argument over losing 9 matches on a role😭
The incident reportedly happened after Carrick challenged Bruno over his leadership, questioning how the team could continue suffering defeats despite having experienced players in the squad.
Bruno reportedly took the criticism badly and fired back at Carrick, insisting that he was not the only player responsible for Manchester United’s poor performances.
Things quickly got out of control as both men stood face to face, exchanging angry words while other players watched in disbelief.
Bruno reportedly refused to back down, and several teammates had to step in to prevent the argument from turning into an actual fight.
Following the incident, Bruno is reportedly considering stepping down as Manchester United captain, believing he has been unfairly blamed for the club’s struggles.
The situation has reportedly left the dressing room tense.
Ai is getting crazy
Lewis Hamilton chose an intimate family dinner, surrounded by a close circle of friends and family, as the perfect moment to propose to his soon-to-be wife, Kim Kardashian.
“From the very first time I met Kim, I knew she was the one for me. I don’t care if she’s been married 3 times before. what the public says about a person doesn’t define who they truly are. She loves me, and that’s all that matters. This proposal is a symbol of my commitment to Kim and the wonderful family that comes with her.”
I ask nothing but to make this happen and make my club good again.
🚨💣 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Saudi private investors are reportedly preparing a takeover bid for Manchester United, with Cristiano Ronaldo set to become the FACE of the CLUB PRESIDENT!
The proposed takeover could happen after Ronaldo retires, potentially in 2027. 👀
(@SkySportPL)
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Our board is MAGA & Reform and we wonder why the club is run horribly 😭
🚨🚨| NEW: Manchester United director Edward Glazer has donated $200,000 to Donald Trump’s Republican Party ahead of the US midterm elections. 🇺🇸💰
[@MattHardyJourno]
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>Оппозиция предлагает создать «Министерство неудовлетворённых женщин» для повышения рождаемости
>Спикер правительства спрашивает, будут ли там их матери
>Драка
SOOOQAAAA HAHAHAHA
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Si ils décident de porter leurs couilles pour la sortir exactement comme ça et qu'ils mettent un moteur autre que le Puretech
Je fais un crédit
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The Audi Quattro is BACK - and this Brit-born monster comes with a 10,000rpm V8 twist... 🤯
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You're really pissing me the fuck off @askrapidkl, trains 8 minute intervals and all the empty trains are doing fuck all but barrel through the station or sit there taunting me.
Dah dua hari anjing cmni
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🚨 Manchester United have decided to continue with Michael Carrick as head coach.
Despite Bournemouth and Como defeats, #MUFC hierarchy decides to give Carrick more time to fix things. Player also informed.
Up next: Chelsea-Man United on Saturday. Carrick will be there.
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🚨 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Manchester united board will Sack Michael Carrick after today's meeting currently going on at Carrington.
Julian Nagelsman, Unai Emery and Eddie Howe are the favorites to replace him as things stands.
