Progressive taking Austin into the 20th century
Austin, TX
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Thank u for the signal boost. I hereby announce the creation of Ben White view corridors 2 ensure that the elevated highway can b enjoyed from different vantage points. I will also secure historic landmark status 4 the Brodie Oaks Olive Garden bc Bob Schneider ate there once
a late-breaking treatise on ann kitchen and other environmental disasters
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Dark day in our City's history. Uber & Lyft may be back, but remember u can still use the great alternatives of Ride Me or SeatbeltRash
Just learned a festival downtn is promoting consumption of stale pecans. Renaming festival to Fresh Pecan St fest immediately. #safetyfirst
Effective immediately, mandatory fingerprinting for all drivers in downtown parking garages. #safetyfirst teapawt.net/cnnwire/status/7743955…
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It's hot out there! Don't forget mandatory sunscreen rules in effect. City staff will be in patrol to ensure proper spf. #safetyfirst
Ive received significant pushback frm visitors re my ban of #xgames. All tourists will receive $5 @Yellowcab_ATX vouchers 2 return 2 airport
Shutting down #xgamesaustin2016 until further notice due 2 high risk of scrapes 4 skateboarders. #safetyfirst #prudent #scrapefreecity2020
Tried #netflix out last nite. Can't compete w the halogen lights & "sassy" store clerks at Blockbuster. #fad #flashinthepan #saveblockbuster
It's no refusal weekend, so b safe out there! If u drink 2 much, call my friends at @LoneStarCabs & @Yellowcab_ATX! #fast #friendly #clean
It's official; bat noise won by a landslide in yesterday's poll. I will recommend demolishing the Congress Ave Bridge ASAP. #earsafety
What's the next pressing problem that we need to solve through regulations? Make your voice heard here, Austin!
33%#franklinbbq line length
44%Bats too noisy at night
0%Odor issues at #aclfest
22%Bad Mt Bonnell selfies
9 votes • Final resultsThis city needs #tinder verification NOW. All users must meet w city staff who will confirm accuracy of ht, wt & interests. #safetyfirst
I am scheduling town hall mtg this Thurs 2 discuss crashes between stand up paddlers. It hasnt happened yet but with my help, it never will!
#tbt 2 Mrs. Majeske's 4th grade class when she almost forgot 2 pass out our math quiz but luckily I was there 2 remind her! #publicservant
Dear Google: pls request @LoneStarCabs ride from All Things Celtic to Travis County Democratic HQ
Its come 2 my attn that criminals could be hiding in @car2go cars waiting 2 attack while u drive. Planning new ordinance 2 keep Austin safe!
thx @Yellowcab_ATX 4 last night's fundraiser! What's that song, we're n the money? Lol. Pls reply 2 this direct message w ur next event idea
