@FakeBooze

Like truth - but better.

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Sadly King Charles just fell at Becher’s Brook and has had to be destroyed. #Coronation
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The new Kings coronation mugs look like being a collectors item
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Ah don’t care I thought it was funny.
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State-approved reading: the brand new edition of Private Eye is on sale today!
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The best way to see Van Gogh's "Starry Night" is to stare at the center of the spiral for 20 seconds and then look at the painting
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Quick Poll Which do you prefer? (Please RT for a wider sample.)
95%Tripe
5%Truss
1,071 votes • Final results
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Just seen the latest figures from The Institute of Wine Studies
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I dug up a little more news from the 1/6 committee. Anyone one want an America's Mayor cocktail? newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…
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.@FakeBooze @WineShowTV
Bruce Handy@henryfingjames14 Jun 2022
Hey tequila distilleries: here's what you're getting for your Google ad dollars:
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Amazing
Sahil Kapur
@sahilkapur19 May 2022
Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”
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Fake Booze retweeted
NewsThump@newsthump3 May 2022
NEWS! Taliban praises US Supreme Court for plans to clamp down on women’s rights newsthump.com/2022/05/03/tal…
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What’s this year’s En Primeur irregular verb? “I am right You are wrong It is alcoholic He is an alcoholic We love tannin You need our scores They are too expensive for you”
Fake Booze@FakeBooze27 Apr 2022
Confused or left cold by the exciting whirl of en primeur week? Fake Booze tells you all you need to know in less time than it takes to say 'How much? You must be joking.' fake-booze.com/features/bord…
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Finally, a campaign we can all get behind... #ShowMeTheMoney
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I don’t understand how drinking during assembly helps, but ok. #followsdirectionswell
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And you were worried about sugar in wine…🙄
Fake Booze@FakeBooze17 Feb 2022
Wine contains more sugar than a chocolate gateau. Apparently. Latest health scandal rocking the world of booze. fake-booze.com/news/sweet-wi…
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Dan Kirby@dnkrbywine4 Feb 2022
The other sign at the DRC tasting nobody’s talking about.
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The University of Facebook will allow you to become an expert in anything in a few days or less. Like the Open University, but quicker. This kind of sums up a lot of social media.
Cormac Moore@TheCormacMoore15 Dec 2021
I recently went back to education and got a PhD in Virology from the University of Facebook. Delighted to work with them and share my experiences.
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