The current Prime Minister at the time of reading this has my full support.
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When Scott Morrison asked “who fuckin tonight?” this is not the answer I wanted. #auspol
Labor Strategists: “I think they’re going to hit us with soft anti-union rhetoric, paired with a targeted campaign on economic policy and tax cuts aimed at the middle-class”
Lib Strategist: “surprise it’s captain cook motherfuckers”
~ fIgHt tHe eLiTeS ~ says man who just joined organisation run by a banking exec, media boss, Sydney doctor, and big business.
I just joined 'Advance Australia' who will promote mainstream values which are at the core of the Australian way of life - tinyurl.com/yckn25o5
Sadly, our governments aren’t listening and powerful elites and left-wing activists currently dictate our future.
LET'S FIGHT BACK
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Idiot man typing rant on internet announces policy that completely ignores the fact that idiot men use internet for rants.
With more terrorism arrests in Melbourne today, Australia urgently needs One Nation's policy: turn off the tap from known troublemaker countries.
It's bad enough we have these evil bastards here now, don't bring in more from their countries of origin.
Commonsense.
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Our Liberal Senators have always supported healthy lifestyles.
That’s why they voted for the motion that it’s ok to stretch your right arm out at a 45 degree angle.
What’s so wrong with that?
As the new ABC managing director I’m proud to announce that Play School’s budget won’t be cut, it just won’t increase as much as it would have under Julia Gillard.
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I want it noted that I never supported the Prime Minister’s choice of rap song.
Given the state of the modern Liberal Party, I thought “TO THE WINDOW, TO THE WALL. ALL THESE BITCHES CRAWL” was vastly more appropriate.
High Commissioner George Brandis reacts in anger on hearing of the Liberals recent turmoil back home, August 2018 (colourised)
