Fake Sam Groveman

Forgot to breakdown my drum set again. Oops

Ladiezzz, ya boys on all the apps @Tinder @hinge #bustr @Jdate

It’s a beautiful day today, so I will stay inside and beat the drums instead #commited

My friend tyler and I luv soda pop

How’s my rap game? Had the ‘Rona back in December Now im slappin way betta, Beatin the drums like my stepdad beatin a family member

Knew it!

don’t fucking do it

Feeling cute @BurgerKing Impossible burger looks intriguing but I’m a meaty man all the way #beef

Exhausted from doing all that nothing last night #stillunemployed #drummerlife

Anyone like eggnog? #tistheseason

Feeling #sleepy and #sniffly tonight :(...boofed too much #goatsoap now I have the #runs. #praying for a fresh start 2morrow. #ttyl #cardib #buttplugs

Binge watching Netflix all night...Im definitely sleeping in till 2pm tomorrow. #unemployed

Been a pretty good summer, just straight boolin’

Me and my bro Wes doing a Latin jam #latinbeats

There’s a tweeting renaissance about to happen

This is my friend andrew pissing in a piss jug

Finding my inner Jewish roots in New York this week

Miss me?