@FakeMTA

Patrick Hosken called @FakeMTA the premiere Twitter account of these modern times.

facebook.com/pages/FakeMTA/#!/pages/FakeMTA/100752019966449?v=wall&ref=ts
Joined November 2009
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Make chicken that’s anything but boring. Add some Hidden Valley Ranch Seasoning to your next meal for protein packed with bold ranch flavor.

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A free Coronavirus is a Jagoff downloadable poster, plus other alternate cover designs from the pandemic. pghcitypaper.com/Blogh/archi…
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This how NY niggas gotta get on the train now #CoronaVirusUpdates #COVIDー19 #coronavirus #coronapocalypse
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quiche@jerkolan021 Jan 2020
@FakeMTA pls RT me 👀
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no one could have predicted that the lifelong failure-monkey who ran six casinos into the ground and ran an airline into the ground and ran a football league into the ground and ran a magazine into the ground would eventually run his presidency straight into the fucking ground
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If Fred Durst does it for the nookie and no one is around to see it, does a cookie still get stuck up an ass?
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If you didn't know the Post-Gazette publisher was super rich and super cool, you're gonna have to read this. pghcitypaper.com/pittsburgh/…
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State Rep. Daryl Metcalfe says reducing carbon dioxide emissions will kill his vegetables pghcitypaper.com/pittsburgh/…
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Hailey Baldwin walks first runway show since marrying Justin Bieber nyp.st/2E9tuIt
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Story with the creator of the model PNC Park. pghcitypaper.com/Blogh/archi…
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J Mascis
@jmascis20 Jun 2018
Outside @BKLYNlibrary at 10 Grand Army Plaza about to play a couple of songs impromptu #drivinghope @miniusa
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Glad my regular haunt, @MadDonkeyBar is included! @FakeMTA xitter.cf/AstoriapostNYC/status/… – at Queens, NY
Astoria Post@AstoriapostNYC9 Mar 2018
St. Paddy’s Pub Crawl Taking Place This Weekend To Help Bars Impacted by Subway Closures ow.ly/2UmK30iRl8t
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Help needed. Please take this five-minute survey on public transit apps. bit.ly/2B2lx1m
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NYC Photographer Loses Only Copy Of Wedding Photos On Subway gothamist.com/2017/09/22/fml… #findourweddingpicsnyc #notgreatbob
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Two recent lawsuits accuse the MTA of not being accessible enough for passengers with disabilities. We discuss them now, tune in.
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We are so close to the goal, so I'm going to bump this again. If you can, please share it around? kickstarter.com/projects/988…

New Ted Leo Album

Taking control of the process of bringing my work directly and rapidly to those who want it; completion/production of my next LP.

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Trump said yesterday no one cares about his tax returns. @RonWyden & I have a bill requiring their release. Retweet this if you agree w us.
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Retweet to spread the word — the number to call when loved ones don’t get through airports is 1-888-769-7243 nydn.us/2kCBeW4
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If you are arrested at #jfkprotest, call 212-679-6018 for legal help. Please retweet. #MuslimBan #jfkprotest
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