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Fake Mike Tomalaris

@FakeMTomalaris

A shared parody account with @miketomalaris.

Joined January 2012
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Has the crew catering got any better? #asksbstdf
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Lucky bastard. I just get letters from lawyers!
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Michael Tomalaris NOM🇫🇷 (@miketomalaris) profile pictureMichael Tomalaris NOM🇫🇷@miketomalaris1 Jul 2023
It’s been two years since I last anchored the television event that dominated my life and still runs through my veins. Yet, I still receive messages like this. #humbled #grateful #TDF
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How about a biopic on yours truly????
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Haute-Savoie 2027 (@hautesavoie2027) profile pictureHaute-Savoie 2027
@hautesavoie20279 Jun 2023
Help Admin settle a debate 🤔 If you could get a @netflix film crew to cover any cycling event past or present which would it be? 📺 Let us know your suggestions ⬇️ #TDFUnchained #PowerOfTheBike #GlasgowScotland2023
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How are the #giro ratings SBS ??? Asking for a friend.
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Just call him Albo! #VicenzoAlbanese – at Sydney, New South Wales
Michael Tomalaris NOM🇫🇷 (@miketomalaris) profile pictureMichael Tomalaris NOM🇫🇷@miketomalaris16 May 2023
The #sbsgiro commentary team keeps mentioning the name Albanese. Am I missing something? #PrimeMinister #couchpeloton
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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On the phone to Netflix now…. Not enough Fakey in this doco! youtu.be/j4HadbaMF8w
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Cheers 2022
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I’ve done it. I unplugged Musk.
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I’m calling my lawyer teapawt.net/elonmusk/status/158939…
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Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk6 Nov 2022
Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
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I normally only do paid endorsements but how good is this!
Clivegr(bsky too) (@Kurragong) profile pictureClivegr(bsky too)@Kurragong9 Oct 2022
Replying to @FakeMTomalaris
@FakeMTomalaris Hey Mike what about a plug for Victoria’s Bicycle Network? Today they got 10,000 people out on their bikes for their annual Round the Bay ride. 2,500 for the 100km route & heaps of family groups for the 20km Elwood option.
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Just composing another hilarious tweet. Wish real @miketomalaris was here.
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I quite like my new mate Stan.
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gemma purves@gempurves24 Aug 2022
Replying to @miketomalaris @wwos @StanSportAU @wollongong2022
This is great news! Will @FakeMTomalaris be joining in? We all know fakey is the real hero #couchpeloton – at Sydney, New South Wales
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I got a new gig. It’s like my old gig but with less nudity.
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Cheers for the invite.
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Michael Tomalaris NOM🇫🇷 (@miketomalaris) profile pictureMichael Tomalaris NOM🇫🇷@miketomalaris10 Jul 2022
Still excited at being at @LeTour To see it on a bicycle gives me goosebumps. Long live the #tdf.
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I almost miss @cmallet
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How dare you!!! I would never.
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Libby (@wolfiemanchu) profile pictureLibby@wolfiemanchu9 Jul 2022
With that swift change in comms, has anyone checked in on @FakeMTomalaris recently? #couchpeloton I’m not saying he’s responsible, but…
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What do Lance Armstrong and SBS have in common? They both ruined the TDF for the #Couchpeloton
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hugechunxotime 🇺🇦 (@hugechunxotime) profile picturehugechunxotime 🇺🇦@hugechunxotime27 Jun 2022
Replying to @FakeMTomalaris
First time without Tomo since 1997 ! ❤️ #couchpeloton
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