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FakeDaveStaveteig

@FakeStaveteig

The vicarious Twitter account of Dave

Joined January 2013
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Happy 174th birthday, Kram!
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Greg Ewasko@GregEwasko8 May 2021
Incredibly grateful for this team of ice techs who have been working here at the #WWCC2021 Thank-you to Mike, Don, Jon, Joe & Ron for all of your dedication, commitment and personal sacrifices made in order to be here 👏 Only 3 more sleeps until we get to go home! #curling – at Calgary, Alberta
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Greg Ewasko@GregEwasko11 Apr 2021
Thankful for this group of talented ice techs: Mike, Dave, Matt, Jon, Eldie & Wayne for their expertise, talent, commitment and professionalism during the #WMCC2021 Very grateful for negative test results & all feeling well today. A very hectic day ahead! #curling #hubcity2021
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FAKE Vic Rauter@MakeTheFinal10 Mar 2021
Northern Ontario with a no hitter into the 10th....#Brier
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FAKE Vic Rauter@MakeTheFinal10 Mar 2021
Loser of Yukon vs NWT is relegated from Canada. #Brier
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Nick Offerman
@Nick_Offerman6 Mar 2021
Replying to @MattJamilton
You complete me (curling-wise)
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Greg Ewasko@GregEwasko6 Mar 2021
After a tear out and a full re-install, we went from Scotties to Brier ice. Thanks to the 6 ice techs who worked with me to get this all done in 3 days: Neil, Ron, Rick, Rebecca (Bek), Jon, & Darren #hubcity2021 #brier2021 youtu.be/YOg0VOjWbRA via @YouTube – at Calgary, Alberta
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World Curling@worldcurling3 Feb 2020
"I'm usually the only girl. And usually also the youngest one by 20 years. " 💪 ✅ Norwegian curler ✅ International ice technician Watch Ingvild's story below! #Curling
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25.91 no sweep. 5 feet curl. Cold ice slow this morning in the old Grand Forks Curling Club. Going out with a bang! Next stop, retirement in Boca?
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USA Curling@usacurl16 Sep 2019
We’ve lost a lot of amazing coaches to cancer in the past 9 months 😔 Rest In Peace, Jim Dexter! The curling world will miss you greatly! ♥️🥌 – at Stevens Point, WI
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USA Curling@usacurl9 Sep 2019
New role for @shawn_olesen as David Staveteig steps aside as USCA's Head Ice Technician. We wish David all our best!! Story: teamusa.org/USA-Curling/Feat…
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FakePete Fenson@FakePeteFenson3 Sep 2019
The stage coach arrived in Bemidji with the news that the anti-progress dinosaurs on the board of the USCA stuck a knife in the back of CEO Rick Patzke last week and there has been no reaction from the curling community. He never won a championship but he created the culture...
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Rumor is @chrisplys is sponsored by @redbull. Great time to celebrate this @JagermeisterUSA relationship. #jagbombsaway
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Team Bottcher@TeamBottcher20 Aug 2019
Koe has a shot
Meriel (@MerielMyers) profile pictureMeriel@MerielMyers18 Aug 2019
Write the scariest story you can in just 4 words.
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I had to coach @shawn_olesen for his interview. He spent 40 minutes in hair and makeup and forgot his lines...
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Well, just stop breathing. Might help the fog.
Brooklyn Lakeside Curling Club (@CurlBklyn) profile pictureBrooklyn Lakeside Curling Club@CurlBklyn15 Aug 2019
Let’s just say that our uniquely beautiful conditions favor good verbal communication. #🥌
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At Bristol in the Last Great Colloseum watching the boys go fast and turn left before I inspect the arena in Durham for CNiA. I think the ND Mafia could put a couple of sheets in the infield.
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Niklas Edin@NiklasEdin6 Apr 2019
Replying to @kyle_barker @worldcurling @Shoostie2010 @FamousPatch
He said so haha! ☝️😆😅 – at Lethbridge, Alberta
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You're The Worst
@YTWFXX28 Mar 2019
The unforgotten sport of all sports. #Curling #YoureTheWorst
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