Terrance Gawith

I laugh at fucked up shit because real life is full of it

Wait for it as I celebrate the Chiefs

I have no idea what to do with this app

“No one can understand the violence it took to become this gentle”

This whole Ye thing makes me not even want to say the name of one of the Chiefs’ receivers. I just call him Mr. Smith-Schuster to avoid any miscommunication.

My first tweet nobody will give a shit about under new management.

Whoever needs to read this and feel it in their soul I still think of your momma’s tiddies

With this new peanut butter recall due to salmonella, that’s not a sexually transmitted disease, is it? Asking for myself

What the footage doesn’t show is that the dude talking to Mike Tyson was writing him a song. He just wanted Mike to finish the hook

I’m gonna try my hand at comedy

Sometimes you have to wade through unfunny waters to find your lake of humor. Or some kinda smart, metaphorical bewlsheeit I’m trying to say

The jokes are even funnier when they involve Alec Baldwin just because his last name has Bald in it

If you laugh at jokes at other peoples expense until the jokes come to you or someone you know, I don’t fuck with you as a staff, a record label, or a motherfucking crew.

The Oscar’s were what the young folks refer to as SLAPPIN’

Honestly, parenting is mostly just figuring out you have a lot of pet peeves you didn’t know existed

If I had nice looking titties, I’d put them on every comedy flyer, too

I’m not Vladimir, but this gas keeps me Putin

If these gas prices keep climbing, I’ll travel about the same as I did during the pandemic. #HouseArrest

Honestly, there isn’t much I would do for a Klondike bar. It’s not like I’ve been holding this in or anything. Im just saying.