Tom Sanchez (@FakeTomSanchez) profile picture

Tom Sanchez

@FakeTomSanchez

just fucking punk rock the fuck out of it every single time

Joined October 2011
  • Tweets574
  • Following117
  • Followers136
51Media
Photo by Tom Sanchez (@FakeTomSanchez)Photo by Tom Sanchez (@FakeTomSanchez)Photo by Tom Sanchez (@FakeTomSanchez)Photo by Tom Sanchez (@FakeTomSanchez)Photo by Tom Sanchez (@FakeTomSanchez)Photo by Tom Sanchez (@FakeTomSanchez)Photo by Tom Sanchez (@FakeTomSanchez)Photo by Tom Sanchez (@FakeTomSanchez)Photo by Tom Sanchez (@FakeTomSanchez)Photo by Tom Sanchez (@FakeTomSanchez)
Tom Sanchez retweeted
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile picture
Massimo
@Rainmaker1973Aug 11
9-year-old Kade Lovell was registered for the 5K but was misdirected by a volunteer and ended up on the 10K course instead. He finished the full 10K (6.2 miles) in about 48 minutes and 17 seconds, crossing the line first overall and beating the second-place adult runner (a 40-year-old) by nearly a minute.
Image from Massimo (@Rainmaker1973)
567
476
36
6,788
318,409
The holidays are about getting high and telling your parents dogs how much you love them.
1
Brb following all Olympic divers on insta
3
More like, body-ody-ody of Christ, am I right?
1
2
Just putting this out there, but I would bottom for @BillGates.
4
I'm at the "eating ice cream in bed while simultaneously looking up group fitness classes" stage of my 30s.
1
Find yourself a job you love, and you'll never work a day in your life.
Image from Tom Sanchez (@FakeTomSanchez)
5
Is using "whom" a flex? Trying to win an argument with myself.
1
My neighbors finally noticed me.
Image from Tom Sanchez (@FakeTomSanchez)
1
9
The night manager at my local @KeyFoods is hot! If thinking that is wrong, I don't want to be right!!!
1
6
Um, everyone in High School Musical: The Musical: The Series is my type. This might be what it takes for me to get @disneyplus ! I'll do anything to see hot twinks!
3
I have pink eye. Did I get it from eating ass?
1
7
Yesterday a homeless man stood up, pointed at me and said "Shrimp Parmesan" so I guess that's my name now
3
1
20
We're here, we're queer, and we were probably like 30 mins late
3
Idk how I'm single, I'm not that picky! All I want is a bf with the face of Shawn Mendes, the body of Shawn Mendes, and who is @ShawnMendes!
1
1
12
.@ShawnMendes wrote "If I Can't Have You" about me and I refuse to believe otherwise!!!!
4
I'm pre-angry at Glenn Close for beating Lady Gaga AMA #Oscars2019
1
1
I feel ripped off, why wasn't @adamlevine shirtless THE WHOLE TIME
1
If I looked like @adamlevine I would never wear clothes
3
Do I have BDE?
33%Yes
67%No
6 votes • Final results
1
2
Load more